How many forummembers ...

[WildWeazel]

....and 1 to say he doesn't believe in lightbulbs and it cannot be proven that the lightbulb existed in the first place!

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Perfection
No, a poster is what you hang on the wall, you don't hang forum members on the wall, do you?

Well lets see here.... the defination for forum is:

A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.

The the Defination for member is:

A part of a plant

Then the defination for poster:

One that posts bills or notices.

So either we are a part of a plant and an expert.... or we post bills and notices....

 

[YNCS]

Originally posted by Strider


Well lets see here.... the defination for...

The the Defination for...

Then the defination for....

Strider has misspelled definition three times.

 

[Rik Meleet]

I am a part of a plant, therefore I am a poster.

Expert needed to make me complete !

 

[Lord Draegon]

And countless posters to say just say or
i'm serios i see countless of these kinds of replies

 

[RegentMan]

Well....what else are you going to do when something's funny?

 

[Sarevok]

good one

 

[Superevie]

That's hysterical! Soooo true though.

 

[SanPellegrino]

Originally posted by Lord Draegon
And countless posters to say just say or
i'm serios i see countless of these kinds of replies

and one poster complaining about the predictability and general lameness of the other posters.

 

[prettyvacant]

Originally posted by SanPellegrino


and one poster complaining about the predictability and general lameness of the other posters.

and one succesfully (?) jacking the thread:

A nun asks the question: "How many Protestants does it change to change a light bulb?"

None, because they all live in eternal darkness.

 

[Beam]

Just to be ahead of those questioning the relevancy of changing lightbulbs in relation to this forum: it is relevant because without the lightbulb in this forum I would not be able to hit the right keys and probably post gibberish resulting in all sorts of holiday proposals by the mods.

 

[Perfection]

Arrghh! It's back agian!

More poster stuipidity here!

Well, at least I'll be able to spam another post here.

 

[Ankka]

 

[Paalikles]

Conversation between two dinosaurs:

Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Dinosaur #2: What is an economist?

D #1: A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and dont ask what a kangaroo is.

D #2: I don't know. How many?

D #1: 10 economists and one grad student.
1 to make a model. 1 to run the regression. 1 to test the hypothesis. 1 to interpret the result. 1 to conclude on how to screw it on. 1 grad student to screw it on, and 5 economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.

 

[eyrei]

Moderator Action: Quit spamming.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[alhimik]

hell if I know who said this
How many forummembers ...
_ .. does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again


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me too

 

[Brewster]

I think the light bulb is just another tool used by our government to keep us totally dependant on electricity.



BTW: mee three

 

[Chairman Meow]

Originally posted by Brewster
I think the light bulb is just another tool used by our government to keep us totally dependant on electricity.



BTW: mee three

me four.

 

[ybbor]

attention:

i have just changed a lightbulb (or light bulb)

 

[NaZ]

DOUBLE POST IGNORE

great post btw!