How many George Bushes does it take...

[CruddyLeper]

How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to start the job, and another to screw it up 10 years later.

 

[Ramius75]

lolololol

 

[CivFan91]

Good, but switch it to Kerry and however many years it's been since Vietnam and you got it made.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Good one

 

[DBear]

I've heard Saddam Hussein called a lot of things, but a light bulb? Oh well, I've heard a lot worse here...

 

[lost_civantares]

Two.

Nope, sorry, it's zero, that's the national guard's job.

 

[Takhisis]

Bush can´t do anything except talk about terrorism.

 

[The Person]

But what if the light bulb was a terrorist?

 

[marshal zhukov]

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[The Person]

But what if the light bulb was a terrorist?

I just figured it out. He would give a speech pleading the rest of the world to join the US efforts of finding and executing it. Either that or stamp on it on TV, saying that this was a major blow against terrorism.

 

[marshal zhukov]

But what if the light bulb was a terrorist?

What is your question?
How many Bushes does it take to change a terrorist?