I am here. I got it, and I will get my turns posted in a few hours, hopefully.
Edit: BTW, this is my 100th post! Woohoo!
Ok, here it is:
Pre-Turn: Change research from chivalry to gunpowder. We will let somebody else discover chivalry for us and try to get as close to military tradition as possible. Not to mention, we can get a nice force of horsemen going if we want to convert to cavalry when the time is right.
400 AD: London Cathedral ----> Leo's Workshop
Warwick Pikeman ----> Worker (we need more of them)
Ipswich Pikeman ----> worker (same)
Galley sinks between France and Egypt. Not exactly sure what it was doing there, but oh well.
Carlisle Medieval Infantry ----> Library
410 AD: Hastings Colosseum ----> Worker. Our land really is underdeveloped.
Fishincowhorse Harbor ----> Worker
Workers working.
I am not liking this Scandinavian Settler pair moving through our territory. I don't want him building a city in the tundra to our South to steal future oil. Keep an eye on the little bugger.
420 AD: Hastings Worker ----> Barracks. We need to have a couple of cities building veteran units.
Moving.
430 AD: Warwick Worker ----> Worker
Reading Pikeman ----> Worker
Fishincowhorse Worker ----> Worker
Cambridge Pikeman ----> Worker
Ipswich Worker ----> Library (I am building libraries rather than temples in order to help keep the research up. I assume we are going for a more peaceful means of victory, so research is vital.)
I don't think our people like us much. Our palace only has two additions

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Portsmouth to Harbor.
Dear Joan wishes to renegotiate our dyes for horses deal. We add 6 gpt to the horses to continue the flow of dyes.
440 AD: Canterbury Courthouse ----> Barracks
Liverpool Marketplace ----> Worker
Brighton Settler ----> Settler
Spain and France both appear to be heading for the islands to our SE.
Also, French, Spanish, and Celtic settler pairs are about to enter our territory. I will try to get some more of our Southern tundra claimed, but I think the islands to the SE are pretty much lost.
Workers working.
450 AD: Dover Marketplace ----> Barracks This will get us at least three cities producing veteran units. If we continue the peaceful route, this is probably the minimum amount we want. Of course, Sun Tzu's is being built as well, but this will help for now.
Reading Worker ----> Aqueduct
Fishincowhorse Worker ----> Aqueduct
Workers working.
Chivalry discovered by alchemists. Good thing we changed our tech path.
460 AD: Warwick Worker ----> Library
Liverpool Worker ----> Aqueduct
Mr. Roger's Neiberhood Marketplace ----> Aqueduct
Cambridge Worker ----> Worker
Gunpowder due in 2 turns (could be one, but it would be at a loss of about 145 gp--nice to have a little leftover right now)
Trade Iron to Germany for Worker and 79 gp.
Chivalry to Ottomans for WM, 46 gp, and 2 gpt.
Chivalry to Romans for WM, 53 gp.
Chivalry to Egyptians for WM, 5 gp.
Chivalry to Greeks for WM, 7 gp.
Chivalry to Scandinavia for WM, 6 gp.
Demand that Scandinavians leave our territory. This will leave plenty of time to really figure out their intentions towards that Southern tundra. Settler pair moves NW of Fishincowhorse.
470 AD: Hastings Barracks ----> Knight
Canterbury Barracks ----> Knight
Coventry Library ----> Aqueduct
Newcastle Marketplace ----> Library
Should have done it a while ago, but York is MM'd, and now Sun Tzu's is due in 6 turns.
Gunpowder in 1 turn, science to 40% (+36 gpt)
480 AD: Gunpowder discovered. Chemistry @ 50% (-5 gpt...we need to be making more money, which means more infrastructure, which means lots of workers working)
Tundra Whalers Temple ----> Harbor
Ooooooh--a third palace expansion.
Sparta, a size 4 city, completes Sun Tzu's. I hold off on switching wonders at the moment in the hopes that somebody other than the Russians gets a hold of Theology so that we can switch London to Sistine Chapel. I guess those barracks will continue to be useful after all.
Woohoo! We now have Theology, so work in London continues unabated.
490 AD: Cambridge Worker ----> Worker
Berwick founded. Temple production begun. Part of the tundra is now claimed. Next settler should finish the job. Continue building settler to use all wasted land--there is a great deal of it.
I included a picture of the settler pairs I was talking about. Just keep track of them.
IMPORTANT: I left London building Leo's and let York switch to Sistine Chapel. There are only 4 turns left for Sistine. What is important is whether or not we should let London, with the longer build time, continue with Leo's, or whether we should switch and absolutely guarantee that we get Leo's. Nobody else has Invention as of yet, and building Sistine would eliminate a wonder cascade, as all available wonders (with the exception of Leo's to us) will have been built. I think Leo's is much, much, much more useful than Sistine, but I also think we can get both of them by continue as is. If there are dissenting opinions, however, please voice them.
Good luck whoever is next.
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