Well, I got to it pretty quickly.
Pre-turn: What?! No Settlers in production at all? Brighton, Dover, and Warwick immediately get put on Settler duty.
London doesn't need two Entertainers. One gets switched to a Tax Collector, citizens still happy enough.
630 BC: Coventry Temple -> Worker
London MMd to lose food but get more production. Will switch back before city starves.
610 BC: Hastings Granary -> Worker
Canterbury Temple -> Spearman
590 BC: Coventry Worker -> Settler
Newcastle Worker -> Settler
Cheddar Warrior -> Temple
A road is connected to France. I immediately trade our only Horses for Dyes, 27 gold, and WM. Tax Collector fired in London, no more negative food.
Change my mind at Warwick. It gets switch to Temple since Settler not needed.
570 BC: Hastings Worker -> Library
Celts finish Oracle, start Pyramids.
Most opponents have Mathematics now, but want too much to trade for it. Screw them, we'll get it from the GL.
550 BC: York Library -> Pyramids. Eh, might have a chance?
French start Pyramids. Vikings start Pyramids. Germans, Vikings, and Spanish all start the Lighthouse.
530 BC: Change mind at Warwick again. Switched to Settler. And Newcastle switched to Forbidden Palace. The FP will take a while, but once the land around there has been improved, it'll go faster.
510 BC: Vikings want to trade maps. Sure.
Warwick Settler -> Temple
Liverpool Galley -> Temple
Republic due in 1 turn. Research dropped to 20%
Several opponents now have Literature. I can't seem to get any good trade opportunities to sell it to the ones who don't, though. Oh well.
490 BC: Republic learned. I DON'T revolt yet, though. I want the GL to finish first. With Literature out there now, I'm afraid it'll get snatched up in a cascade or something while we're sitting around in Anarchy.
Polytheism started at 80% in 9 turns.
Bacon Worker -> Temple
French start the Great Library.
470 BC: Germany finishes the Pyramids. Massive wonder cascade soon follows.
Germans, Spanish, Celts, and French all start the Great Library (!!!)
Get messages that Russia has finished Hanging Gardens, and Egypt finished Lighthouse.
Canterbury Spearman -> Library
450 BC: York can't build Pyramids, switched to Courthouse. (only thing that won't waste shields).
Dover Settler -> Temple
Brighton Settler -> Temple
Leeds Warrior -> Worker
Notes to next player:
Settler and Workers near Reading are meant to go Southwest to get those Wines hooked up.
Please don't revolt to Republic until GL finishes! In fact, do everything possible to get it finished quickly. That cascade might have put someone else very close to finishing it!
You might try sending some suicide galleys to find the other continent.
Here's a picture of the current situation:
And, of course:
THE SAVE
Roster:
Bacon King - UP NOW
Ville - skip
Melifluous - ON DECK
Yaype
Brewster
Hooray
Bacon King's signature says to PM him, so I guess I will.