Human Kibble

[Perfection]

Did you ever notice that all many cats, dogs, and other animals eat is homogenous bags of dry pellets, and they seem to do great. It looks like scientists have figured out what they need to be healthy.

So, if we can have kibble for pets, why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too. They could be, like, scientificly formulated, and stuff! Then we can live long and healthy lifes while maintaining a shiny coat, too!

 

[Johann MacLeod]

would it come in various flavors like salmon of chiken?
(yes i did edit this cuz i was in an odd mood last night)

 

[Archer 007]

Thats just a perfect plan. (it really is a good idea).

 

[EmpireofVirtue]

Pet food being "healthy" is mainly a marketing argument. Pet food is simply the rest of the food we don't eat.

However, that's a wonderful idea. We should all feed ourselves with nutritive pills !

 

[Giotto]

People have already expressed that they firmly do not care about their health.

 

[h4ppy]

Sounds good, and if it tastes as good as cat food then I'd eat the stuff.

 

[Knowze Gungk]

It's already a reality. The french came up with the name "Biscuit" for it.

 

[Archer 007]

Originally posted by h4ppy
Sounds good, and if it tastes as good as cat food then I'd eat the stuff.

You eat cat food?

 

[Johann MacLeod]

though on a positive note it would be much cheaper

 

[h4ppy]

No, but I tasted it, it was good. (try it, it is more flavorful then regular food, aslo besure to get the mushy, not the hard, kind)

 

[Manverulin]

And it could come in 58 941 different flavours!

 

[Goober]

Ya, this is a great idea. It would eliminate the choice, mostly. I like this idea, you could just ensure that these pellets contained the nutrients and crap that you need, and you are good!!! This means that you would only need to choose the flavour, not the type of food.

Sounds good!!!

 

[nonconformist]

Humans care more about personal enjoyment than about their health.

 

[Iggy]

Originally posted by Perfection
......... why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too.

You have obviously never tasted my girlfriend's usual attempt at cooking corn on the cob.

 

[CurtSibling]

I am calling the doctor right now!

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Human kibble:

 

[Johann MacLeod]

execpt we add milk to that

 

[toh6wy]

Originally posted by Perfection
Did you ever notice that all many cats, dogs, and other animals eat is homogenous bags of dry pellets, and they seem to do great. It looks like scientists have figured out what they need to be healthy.

So, if we can have kibble for pets, why can't there be homogenous bags of dry pellets for people too. They could be, like, scientificly formulated, and stuff! Then we can live long and healthy lifes while maintaining a shiny coat, too!

Did you ever notice that the average life expectancy for a person is somewhere around 75, and all pets that eat dry pellets can't expect to live much past 20?

 

[Archer 007]

Without pellets, they live shorter then that.

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Archer 007
Without pellets, they live shorter then that.

So let's do the math, without pellets cats live probobly about a week, with them, they'd live for about 15 years. So that's about 780 times as long, without kibble humans live about 75 years so with kibble humans could live for almost 60 thousand years!!! Wow!!!