I hereby proclaim myself "The great sage equalling heaven"

Archbob · Jul 27, 2001

After reading "Journey to the west" again, I now hereby proclaim my "The Great Sage Equalling Heaven."

Anyone object?

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Brad · Jul 27, 2001

Yes.........
And this will probably be closed unless it turnes into a TOPIC of some sort... so why don't you tell us about this book, and explain why you think you deserve this title.

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willemvanoranje · Jul 27, 2001

I agree with Brad.

And Fallen, in Holland we have a saying: Do your best!

And it's meant to be sarcastic, ok?

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duke o' york · Jul 27, 2001

I used to be the Great Sage Levelling Heaven, but I gave up the hobby having destroyed a few heavens - it was getting samey. You'd be surprised at the effects of a Panzer division on a set of pearly gates - they look much more solid than they actually are. What is this book, and who wrote it? I presume it's a fantasy novel.
Speaking of fantasy novels, I really hope I've got the Literature quiz right because I've got a lovely question next.

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Archbob · Jul 27, 2001

Journey to the west is one of the 4 great chinese works of literature(we chinese people only have four, not 10,000 like America).

In the begginning, Sun Wukong(A monkey born from stone by the elements of heaven and earth) becomes the handsome monkey king and goes to the moon cave to learn the way of immortality and cultivates amazing powers. He then goes back to his mountain of flowers and fruit and kills a demon invading his monkey kingdom.

He then steals a As-You-Will Gold banded Cudgel(13500 pounds) from the dragon king of the eastern sea to use as a weapon. He beats up the minions of hell and takes his name off the registers of death. At first the Jade heaven summons him up to heaven and appoint him "protector of horses". When he find out it a low-rank title he gets angry, smashes some heavenly stuff and goes home. He wrote a banner proclaiming himself as "The Great Sage Equalling heaven" and heaven sent some troops to subdue him. They failed so the Jade emperor invited him up to heaven again and gave him the title he wanted.

Thats like the first 1/15 of the story. I won't bother to explain the rest, just so you guys now know where the title came from.

And I'm an a Human that is "The Great Sage Equalling heaven."

That is all, you may all bow to me now.

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thedirk · Jul 27, 2001

I will bow low to you as I place several kilos of plastic explosives at your feet

Archbob · Jul 27, 2001

thats okay since the Great Sage equalling heaven drank immortal liqiour and ate immortal peaches and stole the elixir's of immortality, he is invulnerable---indestrutable, even to nukes.

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Vrylakas · Jul 28, 2001

Eh - it's easier to bow. OK, I'll bow to the god-of-the-month...

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Brad · Jul 28, 2001

Now... by taking himself of the "registers of Death"... wouldn't that alone make him Immortal?

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Archbob · Jul 28, 2001

Yes, but he can still be killed by heaven, eating all that stuff gave his body diamond-like strength, in turn making him invulnerable.

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xeven_god_of_helsibahr · Jul 29, 2001

Well, if you proclaim yourself 'The Great Sage', I proclaim myself your first-hand Mage and God.

Archbob · Jul 29, 2001

You guys should read "Journey to the west", "A Romance of Three Kingdoms", and "Outlaws of the Marsh".

'A dream of Red Mansions' is for those of you who like books with literary merit. Personally I find it to have great literary value but somewhat boring in plot.

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CornMaster · Jul 30, 2001

Originally Posted By Fallen Angel Lord
After reading "Journey to the west" again, I now hereby proclaim my "The Great Sage Equalling Heaven."
Anyone object?

Originally Posted By xeven_god_of_helsibahr
Well, if you proclaim yourself 'The Great Sage', I proclaim myself your first-hand Mage and God

Since I don't beleive in God or Heaven you guys mean nothing.

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xeven_god_of_helsibahr · Jul 29, 2001

CornMaster, why doth thee poke fun at Holy Xeven, God of the Helsibahrians? Thou should not seek to rise above thy station by way of mockery. Thou should instead worship and obey The Gods, for, if thou doth, they shall bestoe great gifts upon thee. Go then, and worship me, or the Fallen Angel, for we let gifts rain from our hands like water from a fall. (No pun intended, Fallen.

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CornMaster · Jul 29, 2001

Originally posted by xeven_god_of_helsibahr:
CornMaster, why doth thee poke fun at Holy Xeven, God of the Helsibahrians?

Mainly because of your last post.

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xeven_god_of_helsibahr · Jul 29, 2001

Doth thou still mock me? I shalt give thee one chance to repent thy sins: If thou doth not bow and worship me, now, I shall destroy thy family, and torture thee til the end of days...(And remember, I's J/K

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Archbob · Jul 29, 2001

I'll just like seal of the skies and make everything all dark and stuff until you start worshipping me.

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Cunobelin Of Hippo · Jul 29, 2001

The Hippo Clan destroys all foreign deities as a matter of policy

Just thought I'd give you a heads-up.

Archbob · Jul 30, 2001

**Smashes Hippo into a pulp with Gold-banded Cudgel weighing 13500 Pounds**

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thedirk · Jul 30, 2001

Originally posted by Fallen Angel Lord:
I'll just like seal of the skies and make everything all dark and stuff until you start worshipping me. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif" border=0>

I ignore your feeble threats.

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