I like Monkeys

[mechaerik]

"Spam" in this context, means deviating too much from the subject of the thread, or too many posts empty of new relevant content.
It is a meaning, so far as I know, peculiar to several Civilization related sites, and a poor use of a word meaning more commonly meaning unwanted disallowed advertising, but there it is, outside my authority to change it.

I know what spam means, but the "1 point" mystified me. I've been on forums before (for PSO). Actually, the meaning of spam is universal on the interweb:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spam

Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

Spoiler :

That is not what it actgually stands for.
(although i believe the name has to do with Spam-a-Lot).

I also just noticed this was unstickied. Why?

 

[Flying Pig]

Not enough people seem to think that it's worth the pin. A shame; I think we need a campaign group/revolution to see it put back

 

[Firestorm94]

Not enough people seem to think that it's worth the pin. A shame; I think we need a campaign group/revolution to see it put back

but eastsidebagel doesn't want it and eastsidebagel is always right.

Oh yeah, so I don't get struck down by the gods of I think that it was good, but not good enough for a sticky.

 

[mechaerik]

I shudder to think what would happen if eastsidebagel didn't have his way; we'd all be jumped by bagels.. from the east side.

 

[Sharwood]

but eastsidebagel doesn't want it and eastsidebagel is always right.

Oh yeah, so I don't get struck down by the gods of I think that it was good, but not good enough for a sticky.

I agree with this, except for the part about ESB.

 

[Firestorm94]

I agree with this, except for the part about ESB.

It was sarcastic, though.

 

[mechaerik]

Perhaps you should add a sarcasm smilie? Like so:

 

[Firestorm94]

Perhaps you should add a sarcasm smilie? Like so:

I figured that would be enough and the fact that I'm saying ESB is RIGHT

 

[_random_]

What happened to the sticky?
Edit: On a slightly more epic note, this was my 300th post! Haza!

 

[scherbchen]

What happened to the sticky?

it wasn't that funny?

 

[Flying Pig]

It's probably worth the sticky just so everyone who enters the forum will think "What the $@!*?" and read it and so they will feel better.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

The next post better be something funny about monkeys.

 

[Firestorm94]

Monkey see,
monkey do,
monkey throw his poo at you!

 

[mechaerik]

http://hilariousmonkeys.blogspot.com/

You can feed your sick monkey addiction here.

 

[eastsidebagel]

The next post better be something funny about monkeys.

Since this a monkey-only thread, here you go:

Everytime I see this one, it reminds me a bit of how Kim Jong-Il looks.

 

[Sharwood]

If it were Kim Jong-Il, it'd be in its underwear hooked to an IV.

 

[eastsidebagel]

but eastsidebagel doesn't want it and eastsidebagel is always right.

I agree with this, except for the part about ESB.

Why not, young friend?

 

[Veritass]

A monk is coming home and encounters a man on his hands and knees looking on the ground, so the monk asks him what he is doing.

The man replies, "I lost my key and I am searching for it."

The monk gets down and helps the man search, and asks, "So, where exactly did you lose your key?"

"Oh, right around the corner over there."

"Well, why are you looking for it here?"

"The light's better over here."

 

[Flying Pig]

Oh God... the sense of humor among monkey addicts is unbelieveable

 

[holy king]

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."