I should not be allowed to say the following things about America

[MrPresident]

I read a serious article about the same thing at the BBC's site.

How do you know it was serious?

Because the violation of human rights is not our true interest here.

Shock! Horror! We are not in Iraq because of their violation of human rights? My faith in the political establishment, who repeately said this was about weapons of mass destruction, is shattered. I don't know how I will ever re-join mainstream society again...damn! apathy has taken hold...wait a minute...yes, I feel an urge to shout at protestors for not being patriotic. I'm back in the mainstream.

 

[thestonesfan]

One of my personal Onion favorites was

"Man who actually needs Grey Poupon is unable to get it"

 

[Siggy]

Quite funny actually that a European on this forum is flamed for basicly saying the same thing... >)

Love the article BTW...

 

[metalhead]

Originally posted by Greadius
And contrary to popular belief, I voted against Bush, for Gore, and would have voted for Clinton if I could have.

 

[Akka]

Originally posted by metalhead

Don't be surprised.
Greadius is the last on that does not know that he's right-winged

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by Greadius
Ahh, the oft forgotten Humor & Jokes forum is over looked again.

Not by I, IT'S PATRON SAINT.

And Lefty didst proclaim:
"And whomsoever shall desire to displease me, let them then post their humor thread in other than the Humor Forum, shortchanging my chosen kingdon of its rightful subjects."

 

[Darkness]

 

[Hookah]

lol that was funny