I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

[Lapoleon]

Try to get America and China to join in the war against Germany, that way we might survive .
And a very long term order (hopefully we'll survive that long) betray the Americans and them . But only if it wouldn't give too much trouble. This is not to be interpreted as go staight for nukes.

 

[Argh]

Recap:

1) Be friendly towards America and China (By order of IronMan2055).
2) Shillen's Wrath will attempt to rid London of a local wolf menace. This will involve promotion to Woodsman I. Wrath will then explore West.
3) German Applesauce will remain close enough to become guardian of Westport when it is built.
4) Promotions will not be wasted. Right.
5) America is to be nuked in the future, if possible (by order of Lapoleon).

Research:

1) After bronze working, we will research Hunting (By order of Flotorius)
2) After Hunting -> The Wheel (By order of Flotorius)
3) I am ordered to "go straight for Communism" (By order of IamSid).
4) By heading for Communism, we will get Alphabet as per niffweed17's command.

London:

1) Building worker who will chop the already specified forest region whilst we...
2) Build settler to settle 1 square SE of the cows near London. City will be named Westport and will produce a scout.

War with Germany:

1) We will trade all techs for peace (By order of niffweed17). (Attempted once, no joy so far).
2) Ten turns after peace, we will attempt to wipe out the Germans. (By order of niffweed17)
3) The atempt to destroy Germany will be through pillaging and starvation, caused by one warrior unit (yet to be designated). (By order of Flotorius).
4) We will try to bring China and/or America into the war with Germany. (By order of Lapoleon).

 

[Argh]

Ok Lapoleon. Noted and incorporated into "the plan".

I'll report back on what sort of diplomatic options are available with China and America.

 

[Argh]

Adopt Slavery? Yes or No?

(in other words, we just got bronze working, and have started researching Hunting (9 turns).

 

[Flotorius]

Adopt Slavery? Yes or No?

Hell NO. We got a size 3 city.

 

[Willowmound]

Adopt slavery ASAP!

 

[Willowmound]

Damn Flotorious, you're too quick!

 

[Flotorius]

Try to get America and China to join in the war against Germany, that way we might survive .
And a very long term order (hopefully we'll survive that long) betray the Americans and them . But only if it wouldn't give too much trouble. This is not to be interpreted as go staight for nukes.

It's maybe not a good choice yet since we have that "all techs for peace" order still out there. I'm glad there is more than one person in this "Anarchy Game" (TM).

 

[Argh]

Lol, Anarchy Game. I like it.

Discuss the orders you've given amongst yourselves.

Right, Shillen's Wrath is one sqaure SE of the wine resource (W of London). He used his promotion to Woodsman I, and is on 1.9 strength. A Lion has appeared out of the desert and is two squares W of Shillen's Wrath. Shillen is in Forest. The wolf is currently out of sight.

Applesauce, on his way to the proposed site of Westport is NE - N - N of London.

What do I do?

 

[Flotorius]

Damn Flotorious, you're too quick!

IIRC, we're not spiritual and I didn't want to waste a turn there.

You'll certainly beat me on the next one. I've to grab some lunch.

 

[Flotorius]

Lol, Anarchy Game. I like it.

Discuss the orders you've given amongst yourselves.

Right, Shillen's Wrath is one sqaure SE of the wine resource (W of London). He used his promotion to Woodsman I, and is on 1.9 strength. A Lion has appeared out of the desert and is two squares W of Shillen's Wrath. Shillen is in Forest. The wolf is currently out of sight.

Applesauce, on his way to the proposed site of Westport is NE - N - N of London.

What do I do?

Related to what? Orders are still out there!
Was the worker ready? -> chop the forest on hill.
If not why the hell G Apples is already returning?

Of course, rest SWraths as ordered before.

 

[Argh]

Peace with Germany!!

1) We will trade all techs for peace (By order of niffweed17). (Attempted once, no joy so far).

This was done. All techs were traded...which were NONE. Bismark just took plain peace, with nothing else needed (or available anyway!).

2) Ten turns after peace, we will attempt to wipe out the Germans. (By order of niffweed17)

This condition is now in effect. War in ten turns.

3) The atempt to destroy Germany will be through pillaging and starvation, caused by one warrior unit (yet to be designated). (By order of Flotorius).

No warrior has yet been designated for this task.

4) We will try to bring China and/or America into the war with Germany. (By order of Lapoleon).

No longer required.

 

[Argh]

I meant the fact that a lion has now shown up. My orders are go for the wolf, you see. (healing first though).

 

[Willowmound]

Build a warrior in Westport as soon as it is founded. Name it ****ty Noodles. This will be the warrior sent to pillage Germany when war breaks out in ten turns.

Edit: replace automatically generated *'s with a word of your choice

 

[Flotorius]

Peace with Germany!!

1) We will trade all techs for peace (By order of niffweed17). (Attempted once, no joy so far).

This was done. All techs were traded...which were NONE. Bismark just took plain peace, with nothing else needed (or available anyway!).

2) Ten turns after peace, we will attempt to wipe out the Germans. (By order of niffweed17)

This condition is now in effect. War in ten turns.

3) The atempt to destroy Germany will be through pillaging and starvation, caused by one warrior unit (yet to be designated). (By order of Flotorius).

No warrior has yet been designated for this task.

4) We will try to bring China and/or America into the war with Germany. (By order of Lapoleon).

No longer required.

LOL, turned out better than feared.

Hey Lapoleon, did you intend 4) for right now or the upcoming war?

I'm pretty sure G Applesauce is already headed in the right direction.

 

[Argh]

Westport is under orders to build a scout first (talk to IronMan2055 about that). Second build will be ****ty Noodles, as I am not allowed to make choices. Someone else is free to name.

Shillen's Wrath healed, then moved deeper (W and NW) into the forest. He didnt find the wolf yet, but the lion attacked. Lion was killed, Shilen is on 1.7 and now healing.

Worker ready in 4.

 

[Flotorius]

I meant the fact that a lion has now shown up. My orders are go for the wolf, you see. (healing first though).

Lions are just bigger wolves, aren't they? Do you see my point?

 

[Willowmound]

Second build will be ****ty Noodles, as I am not allowed to make choices. Someone else is free to name.

Call it Starry Noodles then.

 

[Flotorius]

Build a warrior in Westport as soon as it is founded. Name it ****ty Noodles. This will be the warrior sent to pillage Germany when war breaks out in ten turns.

Edit: replace automatically generated *'s with a word of your choice

**** = Vani

@Willowmound: I'd think using G Apples would be way quicker.

 

[Flotorius]

Call it Starry Noodles then.

We're even now! Even though "starry" doesn't end on "ty"