Idiotic newsletter

[gmaharriet]

Scoutsout
We need to defend scoutsout's honor from the lies of MIA. He did not allegedly assualt the MIA almost-babes because 1) he just had THE operation the day of the alleged incident or 2) we produce his four wives and 15 half-witted children as his alibi (they were playing soccer in Dancing Banana with some of the homeless TNT orphans) or 3) he has using our saltpeter to control/hide his overuse of Viagra. Suspect a rogue former TNTer pretending to be scoutsout.

Or I could give him an alibi, saying he was with me that night. Not sure if that would make his reputation better or worse, but I find it amusing. Um, we were playing a grandma/grandson all night game of Go Fish...yeah, that's it...a card game.

 

[Sir Bugsy]

Hey that works for me. I could say I was there as well. Say we were having a poker game and we got in a brawl because there were six aces in the deck. I'm sure there were others at that game. Here's a picture someone took.

 

[Sir Bugsy]

Or maybe it was this picture:

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

I'm sure I was at both those games... Lost the grocery money to someone