Lockesdonkey
Liberal Jihadist
will they say funny things if you keep clicking on them? (ala Starcraft and Warcraft)
Civs I-III, IMO, have long been in need of on-demand comic relief, not just waiting for you to win one of these:
or "Hail to the King, Baby" or "Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot".
Fighting wars, building spaceships/wonders, even just building up your military or treasury to a good size to do whatever it is you may want to do, can be really frustrating and hard on your nerves, especially if you face a lot of setbacks.
Civs I-III, IMO, have long been in need of on-demand comic relief, not just waiting for you to win one of these:

or "Hail to the King, Baby" or "Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot".
Fighting wars, building spaceships/wonders, even just building up your military or treasury to a good size to do whatever it is you may want to do, can be really frustrating and hard on your nerves, especially if you face a lot of setbacks.