If you lick a cellphone...

[MummyMan]

man, a cell phone battery is nothin. We had this big ones in physics class for our circuits unit and your tongue gets crazy seizure-like spasms. IT'S THE COOLEST!

 

[WillJ]

Cgannon, it's people like you that make companies put silly warning stickers on their products.

 

[cgannon64]

There was no warning sticker on this cellphone. I swear.

But, of course, if someone on this forum works for them, I think we'll start seeing them soon...

 

[ManOfMiracles]

There's something wrong with the poll! The correct answer is "pleasantly crunchy with a slightly piquant flavor and fruity over(ring)tones"

 

[GenMarshall]

Heh, I can picture it now after CG64's Basement experiments. The Surgen Generals pushes a motive to add warning lables on all batteries.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Ive heard of people licking frogs to get a 'buzz', but not this

 

[cgannon64]

Ive heard of people licking frogs to get a 'buzz', but not this

This was after.

 

[PHSikes]

Ever wonder who did that first?


'mmmmmm what does this frog taste like'

 

[Bozo Erectus]

This was after.

Friend: Whoah! The frog just gave me an electric shock, Dude!

CG: Dude! Thats not the frog, its your cell phone!

Friend: Its kind of cool though Dude.

CG. Dude careful, what if the phone rings while youre licking it, you might get zapped!

Friend: Dude, no problem I'll just---(phone rings, friends hair stands straight up and all his teeth fly out of his mouth)

 

[WillJ]

Ever wonder who did that first?


'mmmmmm what does this frog taste like'

Not as much as I wonder about the pioneer of battery-licking....

 

[taper]

Just be careful not to short circuit your phone's battery. It's probably a lithium battery, and if you bypass the protection circuitry, it can react explosively. Not a problem with your standard 9 volt, so go ahead and lick those, you'll get a slightly bigger shock anyway.

 

[Stapel]

...on the bottom, where it charges, are you tasting acid or electricity?

My friend was making his cell phone run out of battery the other day, and I tried it, and I was wondering if I was just shocking my taste buds are poisoning them with deadly acid.

Try licking my wine bottle opener and experience the same taste!

Yes, I am that stupid! I just licked the bottom of my cellphone. And the taste was familiar!

I guess pieces of metal react with the moisture on your tongue.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Licking something that contains a vibrator sounds fairly perverse.

 

[Stapel]

Licking something that contains a vibrator sounds fairly perverse.

And he calls himself the last conformist !

 

[The Last Conformist]

You, OTOH, are a Dutchman, or, in other words, an atheist non-conformist homosexual euthanized junkie.

 

[Kyborgi]

I don't know what kind of cellphone you have but when I'm licking my cellphone i only taste plastic

 

[Stapel]

You, OTOH, are a Dutchman, or, in other words, an atheist non-conformist homosexual euthanized junkie.

That might be true, but I don't accuse other people's habits of being perverse .

 

[Adebisi]

I use two batteries. That way I never have to drain it.

 

[IglooDame]

I don't know what kind of cellphone you have but when I'm licking my cellphone i only taste plastic

The battery contacts aren't exposed, generally.

 

[Shargon]

man, a cell phone battery is nothin. We had this big ones in physics class for our circuits unit and your tongue gets crazy seizure-like spasms. IT'S THE COOLEST!

Brings back memories from highschool chemistry class.

Our teacher brought all kinda white powders(legal ones) and we had to taste or should I say we were allowed to.

So we did as told and when class was over she goes "btw that urea thing is samething as pee"

what do we learn? keep your tongue in your mouth and that beer bottle on your lips