If you were a Simpsons' character...

Troy McClure, just so I could tell everyone I introduce myself to what films they may remember me from.
 
Hank Scorpio, he is the coolest character ever.
 
the character i have aspired to emulate for years is Lionel P. Hutz attorney at law. He was obviously phased out when his voice, Phil Hartman, was wasted by his wife. To this date her remains my favorite character. Great parody of the cheasy lawyer on the edge of legitimacy and the ethics rules.

He gave away a free pen with every lawsuit filed.

He babysat on the weekends for extra cash.

His law offices where in the mall next to the leftorium.

He defended the Simpsons in all thier early legal battles, and always lost.

He once worked for a donut.

What a role model.
 
Waylon Smithers.

He has the best wardrobe...
 
Ralph Wigham. He has such a wonderful imagination

Ralph: "And that's where I saw the leprechaun."

Bart: "Rrriiight..."

Ralph: "He told me to burn things."
 
Dr. Frink.

Bwaheyyyy!!!
 
Hank Scorpio as well.

"No, Mr. Bont. I expect you to die and be a cheap funeral."

Or Homer Jay Simpson as my wife says.

He's lazy, rude, inconsiderate and drinks far too much. Wait a minute...that was an insult!!!
 
Someone already beat me to it, but I'm a Prof. Frink.

No more of the biting and the hurting and the Oooooooh my God!

:goodjob:
 
Ned Flanders! :D Just kidding.
I'm like Krusty. I had my share of high and lows, I have tons of vices but deep down , I'm a good guy.
 
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