the character i have aspired to emulate for years is Lionel P. Hutz attorney at law. He was obviously phased out when his voice, Phil Hartman, was wasted by his wife. To this date her remains my favorite character. Great parody of the cheasy lawyer on the edge of legitimacy and the ethics rules.
He gave away a free pen with every lawsuit filed.
He babysat on the weekends for extra cash.
His law offices where in the mall next to the leftorium.
He defended the Simpsons in all thier early legal battles, and always lost.
He once worked for a donut.
What a role model.