Insults

[pawpaw]

your so fat, that when you haul ass it takes two pick-up trucks

 

[Xen]

This is somthing I got out of a book I read, and really only be used against a person in a position in responsibility, and when they have done somthing (an action) particuarlly stupid...

"What kind of a lame a$$ stunt was that to pull? Youre a Fuc*ing general, but you have no more brains than chief a$$ wipe for the goat herd, risking your command like that.Ignorant son of a bit*h, I ought to chain you up and....."

 

[hot7530]

Your so stupid that on a job application it said, do not write here, and you wrote OK!

 

[hot7530]

Your mama is like a hardware store. 2 cents a screw!

 

[hot7530]

Your mama is like the town bike, everyone rides her!

 

[wildWolverine]

Your mama is so hairy, she looks like a wookiee on rogaine!

 

[G-Force Junkie]

Your girlfriend is like the village freezer, everybody sticks their meat in!

 

[polymath]

If I were as ugly as you I'd stand on my head and teach my bum to speak.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

You are illiterate enough to have George W. Bush as a Grammar teacher...