Insults

[general_kill]

Anyone made their own insults?
A few insults mentioned are in insult books and t.v.

Here's a joke I saw from a comedian in a night club, "If we are all god's children, what's so special about Jesus?"

Aha just zinged god AND jesus, what now?

 

[Ukas]

I made this in school about 20 years ago - about our biology teacher, he happened to hear it too! Hope it translates, for me it sounds better in Finnish:

"He's so dry, that when he masturbates he ends up with a pile of pollen"

 

[Bose]

"you must've slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking"

 

[zurichuk]

i think you have 'film-star' looks... more specifically lassie

 

[GotD?]

Yo mommas like a squirrel Shes always got nuts in her mouth

 

[GotD?]

Yo mommas so ugly she stuck her head out of the car and was arrested for mooning

 

[Perfection]

Don't we have a "Yo mooma" thread allready?

 

[Bose]

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot...

 

[Rout]

The human race sprang from apes.....but obviously some did not spring far enough.

 

[Stefan Haertel]

You're the proof that evolution works backwards as well.

I've seen your face before, but back then it went down the toilet.

 

[CivCube]

*when the victim is approaching* Quick, everyone be politically correct!

 

[Cunobelin]

May the fleas of a thousand Afghani camels infest your crotch and your arms be to short to scratch them

 

[Bose]

I've seen better heads hanging over a urinal

 

[superslug]

So, you just got back from visiting you parents, eh? Has you mother gotten any better at making breakfast?

 

[Dboating]

You're so fat your High School picture was an airial.

 

[Chain n' Axe]

your so blond that if someone asked you "a penny 4 ur thoughts?" they would get there change back.

 

[Spudley]

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."

"You may lack intelligence, but you more than make up for it in stupidity."

"You've got the brain of a four year old. And I bet he was glad to be rid of it."

 

[onejayhawk]

Youre so fat that you went to the movies and sat next to EVERYBODY.

National Geographic called. They want to send an expedition up that zit on your nose.

With friends lijke you, who needs the IRS.

Is that suit from the Columbo collection?

Are the Ly brothers your taylor. (Cheap Ly, Bad Ly and Ug Ly)

and the ultimate:
Your intellect could solve the mystery of Anna Nicole's popularity.

J

PS I almost forgot. I won a contest with this once.

You are so stupid you think that Clapton is a venereal disease.

 

[Japanrocks12]

if i were to choose to hang out with you or garbage, id pick garbage

 

[Civanator]

what is clapton?