And who can forget the classic insults of Monkey Island? Insult Sword Fighting, gotta love it.
Insult/Comeback
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!/ And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! /First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! /So you got that job as janitor, after all.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming. /Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. /He must have taught you everything you know.
You make me want to puke. /You make me think somebody already did.
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. /You run THAT fast?
You fight like a dairy farmer. /How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! /I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? /Why, did you want to borrow one?
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. /Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. /I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You have the manners of a beggar./ I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! /Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
There are no words for how disgusting you are./ Yes there are. You just never learned them.
I've spoken with apes more polite then you./ I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion .
