It turns out your bad luck is all my fault
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ColossusCrusher
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Yes, Technobabble is great.
Although it is impossible to get one field to be stronger at the outside than in the center, multiple fields could be placed in order to enhace the edges of the containing field. Then, theoretically, so long as the apparatus remains in place, the outside would be stronger than the center.
In order to contain a chanceon, I believe we would require the synthesis of a new metal - Riggite. Perhaps you've heard of it? It is so dense that a single gram of it would collapse into the Earth's core and punch out the other side, even though it should simply oscillate between the entry and exit point (it is so dense that standard physics do not apply).
Only by using 10^-50 Kg, contained in a 10,000 Tesla magnetic field, can the chanceons be attracted to the raw density of the Riggite. Once the Riggite is completely saturated by chanceons, it has to be removed by teams in specially designed suits laced with Predictibilium, which is highly toxic. The teams can only be working for one hour before they contract Predictibilium poisoning, not a good way to go, as seen in the infamous Osaka Incident.
To not lace the suits is even worse, because then the chanceons can irradiate the teams, as shown in the Auckland Debacle.
Furthermore, this only solves the problem of containing chanceons. Artificial synthesis is a much more difficult task, as the only attempt so far resulted in the near destruction of Essen, prevented only by Dr. Bohm's sacrifice, wherein he took a raw kilo of Predictibilium and entered the chamber, neutralizing the chanceons at the cost of his life.
God. we're insane.
Although it is impossible to get one field to be stronger at the outside than in the center, multiple fields could be placed in order to enhace the edges of the containing field. Then, theoretically, so long as the apparatus remains in place, the outside would be stronger than the center.
In order to contain a chanceon, I believe we would require the synthesis of a new metal - Riggite. Perhaps you've heard of it? It is so dense that a single gram of it would collapse into the Earth's core and punch out the other side, even though it should simply oscillate between the entry and exit point (it is so dense that standard physics do not apply).
Only by using 10^-50 Kg, contained in a 10,000 Tesla magnetic field, can the chanceons be attracted to the raw density of the Riggite. Once the Riggite is completely saturated by chanceons, it has to be removed by teams in specially designed suits laced with Predictibilium, which is highly toxic. The teams can only be working for one hour before they contract Predictibilium poisoning, not a good way to go, as seen in the infamous Osaka Incident.
To not lace the suits is even worse, because then the chanceons can irradiate the teams, as shown in the Auckland Debacle.
Furthermore, this only solves the problem of containing chanceons. Artificial synthesis is a much more difficult task, as the only attempt so far resulted in the near destruction of Essen, prevented only by Dr. Bohm's sacrifice, wherein he took a raw kilo of Predictibilium and entered the chamber, neutralizing the chanceons at the cost of his life.
God. we're insane.
ruff_hi
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Arr - that explains this ...
Bushface
Deity
The Hwacha should immediately be returned to you scientists and examined for riggite, as it has clearly attracted many chanceons with high positive bias and considerable WTH. Evidence for the latter is supplied by the documented fact of the death of the Lonbowman despite the data in Anion (p.41) that a hwacha is limited to doing 75% damage.
ColossusCrusher
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Could you explain that combat box a little more, please?
GooglyBoogly
Freakamongus
That combat was faked! It occured back in 940AD.
Computers havent been invented then (nor had Civ4), so obviously it was photoshop
nice try ruhh_Hi, but you CANNOT FOOL ME.
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
no comment. None what so ever.
Stewie0416
Who Cares?
This is too funny not to bump
Bushface
Deity
Chanceon research has recently received a double setback. First the so-called credit crunch has caused the principal backers to withdraw funding completely from the proposed Chanceon Research Advanced Project, a decision influenced by a powerful lobby objecting to the acronym, and secondly the Principality of Monaco persuaded its neighbour France to veto any U.N. involvement, their argument being that the present random occurrence of chanceons was vital to their economic survival. A similar objection from Nevada may have influenced the American decision to withdraw.
GooglyBoogly
Freakamongus
With the Large-Hadron-Collider coming online, soon we will be able to examine the exact nature of these Chancerons, and hopefully find a way to reliably manufacture them for commercial use. How much would you pay for a luck machine?
methusaluh
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oh snap, my spearman just took out their last modern calvery. game, set, match
DroopyTofu
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Darn, GooglyBoogly, I was going to say that.
The fear of the LHC generating black holes has recently been disproven. The collision of the 2 protons will likely cause anti-chanceons (bad luck causing chanceons) to form, not black holes. Fortunatly, the machine is saved from said bad luck, because the anti-chanceons will travel faster than the speed of light. Some scientist believe that running antiprotrons through the LHC will result in the possible creation of normal, good luck inducing chanceons.
In related news, Hitler had his scientist experiminting with creating and storing chanceons, but they inadvertantly created the first anti-chanceons. Their attempts to contain these, merely slowed them down, far below the speed of light. Those anti-chanceons recently reached Pluto, which explains its domotion to Dwarf Planet. Scientist are unsure still if Hitler was exposed to enough anti-chanceons to effect the outcome of WWII.
The fear of the LHC generating black holes has recently been disproven. The collision of the 2 protons will likely cause anti-chanceons (bad luck causing chanceons) to form, not black holes. Fortunatly, the machine is saved from said bad luck, because the anti-chanceons will travel faster than the speed of light. Some scientist believe that running antiprotrons through the LHC will result in the possible creation of normal, good luck inducing chanceons.
In related news, Hitler had his scientist experiminting with creating and storing chanceons, but they inadvertantly created the first anti-chanceons. Their attempts to contain these, merely slowed them down, far below the speed of light. Those anti-chanceons recently reached Pluto, which explains its domotion to Dwarf Planet. Scientist are unsure still if Hitler was exposed to enough anti-chanceons to effect the outcome of WWII.
Banana Bunny
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Great thread, good laughs.
At my age, excessive generation of WTH is a health hazard (until I adopt environmentalism). I avoid tank losses to cavalry by leveraging Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. This can be demonstrated by Schrodinger's Cat Re-Leverage, otherwise known as SCRL. It involves magnetic manipulation of chanceons when the particles are transitting between their alternate positions of "fragrant" and "romantic", using a secret CIA sponsored device called Big Universal Low Limitation Super Hermetic International Transistor. This project is classified ultra-secret and is only known by its acronym in daily use. In laymen's term, the SCRL process is also known as save copy and reload...
At my age, excessive generation of WTH is a health hazard (until I adopt environmentalism). I avoid tank losses to cavalry by leveraging Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. This can be demonstrated by Schrodinger's Cat Re-Leverage, otherwise known as SCRL. It involves magnetic manipulation of chanceons when the particles are transitting between their alternate positions of "fragrant" and "romantic", using a secret CIA sponsored device called Big Universal Low Limitation Super Hermetic International Transistor. This project is classified ultra-secret and is only known by its acronym in daily use. In laymen's term, the SCRL process is also known as save copy and reload...
DroopyTofu
Double Bass Double Bass
My computer has been exposed to excesive amounts of anti-chanceons. Last night, I had a 98% loss!! I need to get some riggite immediately!!
