Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
James Bond died and went to heaven, there he's recived by St Peter.
SP-what's your name son?
JB-Bond, James Bond
SP-hua hua, everyone says so, you have to show me
JB-what do you want me to do?
SP-let me here you ID, get inside and bring me Adam here, if you can, then you really are JAmes Bond
some minutes later, James Bond came with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here's Adam
St Peter, still surpised asked Bond
SP-how could you find him, there are too many inside???
JB-easy, I just looked for the one who has no navel and was him
SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.
Then St Peter, cover everone's navel and tell James Bond not to remove it.and send Adam back inside Heaven.
SP-go and try to find Adam Mr Bond and you can enter the Heaven
Few minutes later, James Bond returns with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here he is again
WTH???
SP-how did you find him???
JB-easy, I just looked for the one who hasnt one rib (sp?)
SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.
then SP send Adam inside again and converts all people there into mummies and puts them in a dark room.
James Bond enters the room to find Adam. the door closes and suddenly a lot of noises are heard, screams, someone running, wall bashings and more.
then appears James Bond still bleeding from all his face and his body, big bruises and an arm broken but still with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here's Adam, can I come in now?
holy sh*t!!!
SP-yeah, sure son, but tell me how did you find him???
JB-easy, I entered the room and told everyone, you guys are SOB!!!
the only one who didnt came to kick my a$$ was him
SP-what's your name son?
JB-Bond, James Bond
SP-hua hua, everyone says so, you have to show me
JB-what do you want me to do?
SP-let me here you ID, get inside and bring me Adam here, if you can, then you really are JAmes Bond
some minutes later, James Bond came with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here's Adam
St Peter, still surpised asked BondSP-how could you find him, there are too many inside???
JB-easy, I just looked for the one who has no navel and was him
SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.
Then St Peter, cover everone's navel and tell James Bond not to remove it.and send Adam back inside Heaven.
SP-go and try to find Adam Mr Bond and you can enter the Heaven
Few minutes later, James Bond returns with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here he is again
WTH???SP-how did you find him???
JB-easy, I just looked for the one who hasnt one rib (sp?)
SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.
then SP send Adam inside again and converts all people there into mummies and puts them in a dark room.
James Bond enters the room to find Adam. the door closes and suddenly a lot of noises are heard, screams, someone running, wall bashings and more.
then appears James Bond still bleeding from all his face and his body, big bruises and an arm broken but still with Adam taken by the hand
JB-here's Adam, can I come in now?
holy sh*t!!!SP-yeah, sure son, but tell me how did you find him???
JB-easy, I entered the room and told everyone, you guys are SOB!!!
the only one who didnt came to kick my a$$ was him
