Joke Civ Endings

[PlutonianEmpire]

EDIT: Joke deleted. Reason: EVERYONE HATES ME, AND THEY HAVE NO APPRECIATION WHATSOEVER FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!

 

[ybbor]

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| WTH?

 

[Yuri2356]

I have my own computer malfunction joke, posted in the Post Wars:

The purpose of this thread is to come up with Joke endings for Civ. Read the title before you post.

 

[ybbor]

plus that isn't even remotely funny

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

How is my joke not funny?

 

[ybbor]

the lcak of humerous content

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

the lcak of humerous content

You need to be more specific than that.

 

[Amenhotep7]

I don't get it either...

 

[LLXerxes]

How is my joke not funny?

How bout ya re post it?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Here's the joke everyone hated:

Engineer: I think that I'll change my design, so that it doesn't look like a.... you know.

Mr. President: *Sighs depressively* Very well. Modify your designs.

Communications Officer: Mr. President, we're getting a message, one of our PlutoCons is reporting that they have recieved a message from the Campaigners. They're saying that they have annihilated a Yuri outpost on Canopus IV.

President: Good, very good.

*2 days later*

Engineer: Mr. President, my new design is ready!

President: Hmm. It looks a lot like the space ship in Civilization III.

Engineer: Precisely!

Computer: BEEP!

President: What is it computer?

*Silence*

President: Computer?

Computer: BEEEEEP!!!!

President: Computer, what do you need?

Computer:

*Nuclear catastrophe in Deneb Centauri! Contamination feared!*

 

[LLXerxes]

Not a Civ ending.
But I found some humor in it

 

[RegentMan]

The whole FDR, Stalin, Churchill, and de Gaulle story was hilarious!