Joke of the Year

[Jesus Civs]

A guy goes to a zoo that had only one animal - a dog.

It was a shitzu.

 

[Reno]

That 'joke' isn't even worth a thread.

 

[Princeps]

Um, okay...

 

[Perfection]

Lamer than Franklin Roosevelt.

 

[Abaddon]

AHHA! HHAAAHAhhahaha... erm what?

Welcome to CFC :balloons: :etc:

 

[Rambuchan]

Give the newcomer a break guys.
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Surgeon:

"Mr Smith, we have successfully removed the mole from your pen*s. But next time we shall be forced to call the RSPCA."



Non-brits may need this explanation about the RSPCA

 

[Maniacal]

...
no comment

 

[BCLG100]

thats like a shortened down versian of a joke i heard with a nanny and her child still not so funny though.

 

[Dreadnought]

<cricket chirps in the distance> I have yet to hear a laugh from the zoo comment

 

[Perfection]

A good pun does not use the world beforehand.

You can't use "zoo" before and then have it be the pun.

 

[Quentin]

Possibly the most obscure joke I've ever known.

 

[Maniacal]

Oh I get it!

Duh, it's not that obscure! :lol;, well, not that funny, but it's a small chuckle.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Not a very good joke...

 

[BCLG100]

everyones reaction to this joke must be the joke in itself

 

[Jesus Civs]

Bloody hell.

What a shower of boring gits!

 

[azzaman333]

You know of the dog that was in the joke about the zoo?

It was a shitzu.

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