Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

Originally posted by Kefka
, just then bob pushed him off the clif and joe screamed out "YOU ON OF A ******!" and then Joe turned in to George Bush
:p

So George Bush is a "on of a ******". Hmm, I wonder what six-letter word fits in that spot? Genius? Yeoman? Killer? Maniac? The possibilities are (nearly) endless!
 
It's been 5 days Kefka. Where are the kinda amusing stories?
 
Ok, since Kefka let that one guy have permission to post 1, I guess she implied that I can post one. So, here it is:

One day, as I was coming home from work, I had a feeling I had been robbed. When I came into my house, my back window was shattered and my dog was tied up with yarn. I called the cops and they came over. Eventually I found out that the window was caused by a neighberhood kid's baseball and the dog had tangled itself in the yarn by itself. So, I tried to tell the cops not to come but in a few minutes, 3 cop cars pulled up and then my dog ran out of the house and I had gotten into my underpants already. I had to chase my dog, in my underwear, down the street as the cops thought I was the robber and called for backup before chasing me down, cuffing me, and taking me doggy to the pound. It costed me 250$ to get the dog back from the pound and I had to spend the night in jail for "resisting arrest." Needless to say, I wait a few hours before calling the cops now. Not to mention I had to sleep with my butt to the wall in jail, my roomie was seriously nicknamed bubba and he kept telling me how cute I was :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I found it mildly terrifying, maybe you'll find it humorous.

this is a true story. Copyright 2002 by me. All rights reserved.
 
Holy ****, you can't be serious? You have a dog? ;) :lol:
 
Kefka- may I have permission to post a picture? I saw it at another forum and I automatically thought of you. :satan:
 
Alright. Here ya go Kefka. :p

kefka-power.gif
 
Originally posted by Kefka

Ah a screenshot from the game :goodjob: of course you automaticly thought of me ;)

The "such magnificent power!" bit made me laugh. :lol: Bahahaha!
 
Because he has been secretly making donations to TF so he gets to own this thread.
 
Originally posted by Dell19
Because he has been secretly making donations to TF so he gets to own this thread.
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh your not suppost to say that, its a secret



I ask one question?
why does Kefka have his own thread?
because I took the Inisitive and made one!
and frankly Im better than you :p
 
Originally posted by Sixchan
Kefka's a girl? :eek: :confused: I must have missed that.

I was wondering abut that too, but I wasn't going to say anything. :cooool:
 
Its like taking candy from a baby!

Thats an old saying but has anyone really tested it out? Last night I figured I would run a few tests to find out if stealing candy from a baby was really as easy as its cracked up to be.
So first I got up around 1:37 PM cause I know that the early bird gets the worm and I hoped it would apply to candy too ;)
I walked down to the local Park and almost right off the bat I saw a litte girl being pushed in a stroller by a nice old lady :D and that little girl had some Icecream. I first walked up to the kid as the lady sat down on a bench and quickly grabed the Icecream and begain to run! but unfortently for me the top of the Ice cream came off and fell to the ground and right under my foot.
I slipped on the IceCream and fell to the ground right on my back, as the kid started to cry the lady kicked me.
Her kick really hurt as she had a high heel on, and it brused my head. I hardly got out alive and after my first attempt I figured mabey it was just bad luck. My second Attempt should go better :)
My second attempt was after I took a bath and tended to my bruses It begain around 4:25 PM, I saw another little girl playing in the sandbox with a lolipop, her parents did not seem to be around :satan:
I walked up to her as she had that lolipop and reached out and tried to take it but that little girl held on to the lolipop tighter than I ever thought was possibe :eek:
I tried to pry it from her hands she screamed out and kicked me square in nards! :aargh3:
I doubled over and fell to the ground and apparently the local police had noticed this Incident and began picking me up and hauling me off. But not before the parent of that little girl got a few good slaps in. :o
Around 5:00 PM I was in the back of a police car, with one good pair of pants ruined from Icecream stains, my nuts nearly smashed in, and high heel marks on my face I concluded that taking candy from a baby was not all it was cracked up to be[punch]




Thank you this has been a Kefka story.
 
If all this really happens to you, you should write a book called "A series of stupid descisions all made by me"
 
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