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(as an astronaut) "Hmm, are these calculations in American standard or metric?"
"Now, class, I will demonstrate what not to do with electricity."
"So I'm supposed to cut the red cord? Okay, that'd be nice and easy IF I WEREN'T FREAKIN' COLOR BLIND!"
"The test was postitive? Yes, I'll live! I'll live! What? Positive is bad?"
"Hehe, my roommate hid candy in the medicine cabinet. Like I wouldn't find out! Ha, what a moron!"
"Now, class, I will demonstrate what not to do with electricity."
"So I'm supposed to cut the red cord? Okay, that'd be nice and easy IF I WEREN'T FREAKIN' COLOR BLIND!"
"The test was postitive? Yes, I'll live! I'll live! What? Positive is bad?"
"Hehe, my roommate hid candy in the medicine cabinet. Like I wouldn't find out! Ha, what a moron!"
CruddyLeper
Unworshipped Deity
"I told you I was ill."
"Goobye cruel world... no wait, I've changed my-"
"Goobye cruel world... no wait, I've changed my-"
Perfection
The Great Head.
"Would the wiseass with the laser pointer put it down so I can finish my speech"
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
I'll get a world record for this.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
Here's my Kent State student ID.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
Can we get a vision plan?
So, you're a cannibal.
It's probably just a rash.
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
No, my shoes aren't untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
What's that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Hey that's not a violin.
I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
OK this is the last time.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
Here's my Kent State student ID.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
Can we get a vision plan?
So, you're a cannibal.
It's probably just a rash.
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
No, my shoes aren't untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
What's that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Hey that's not a violin.
I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
OK this is the last time.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
Obssesed Nuker
Resident Nuclear Launcher
Hey! Is that a time bomb?
Hey! Is that a nuke?
Hey you! Im gonna kill you!
Hey! Is that a nuke?
Hey you! Im gonna kill you!
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
-"Cut the blue wire?!?! They're all blue!"
SanPellegrino
Wanderer
We are not intimated by threats
We laugh at your worthless civilization
Our words are backed with... err,
We laugh at your worthless civilization
Our words are backed with... err,
CivCube
Spicy.
- Joined
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- Messages
- 5,824
- "Let's see what hate mail I got today!"
- "A burrito...some beans...and a Mountain Dew. Tasty!"
- "I thought it stood for Try Nice Tootsies...."
- "APRIL FOOL!!!"
- "Nice doggy...."
- "Nice demon from hell...."
- "I love marmalade. It is the best thing out there. Don't you agree? I mean, the benefits of marmalade are uncountable because, well, there's just that many good things about marmalade. See, marmalade is, like I said, the best thing since God created the world...
TWO HOURS LATER
...only the first part of the great history of marmalade! I haven't even begun to tell you the many wars between the top marmalade companies. But then, I can tell you that some other time. Let me tell you what my favorite flavor of marmalade is, and what type of bread it tastes perfectly with--"
- "A burrito...some beans...and a Mountain Dew. Tasty!"
- "I thought it stood for Try Nice Tootsies...."
- "APRIL FOOL!!!"
- "Nice doggy...."
- "Nice demon from hell...."
- "I love marmalade. It is the best thing out there. Don't you agree? I mean, the benefits of marmalade are uncountable because, well, there's just that many good things about marmalade. See, marmalade is, like I said, the best thing since God created the world...
TWO HOURS LATER
...only the first part of the great history of marmalade! I haven't even begun to tell you the many wars between the top marmalade companies. But then, I can tell you that some other time. Let me tell you what my favorite flavor of marmalade is, and what type of bread it tastes perfectly with--"
"Hey, is that Obsessed Nuker?" 
"12,000 volts? Ha, that's pathetic!"
"For crying out loud, my grandma could do that!" ... "Hey, I never said I could!"
"East St. Louis? I guess so. Is there any other St. Louis?"
"Woah, dude, your ma's pretty good, if you know what I mean!" *wink* *wink*
"Well, Magellan could do it."
"When I asked about the safety issues, the guy at the front gate said this ride is 2 for 3. What'd he mean by that?"
"I bet you that gun isn't even real!"
"Man, I always forget about the safety items."
"12,000 volts? Ha, that's pathetic!"
"For crying out loud, my grandma could do that!" ... "Hey, I never said I could!"
"East St. Louis? I guess so. Is there any other St. Louis?"
"Woah, dude, your ma's pretty good, if you know what I mean!" *wink* *wink*
"Well, Magellan could do it."
"When I asked about the safety issues, the guy at the front gate said this ride is 2 for 3. What'd he mean by that?"
"I bet you that gun isn't even real!"
"Man, I always forget about the safety items."
china444
Ain't no thang
Bring it Westside Hoodlums
I can do this with my hands tied behind my back and my eyes closed.
Bah,gasoline is only a LITTLE bit flammable
I can do this with my hands tied behind my back and my eyes closed.
Bah,gasoline is only a LITTLE bit flammable
Bacon King
Emperor
"hey, its a hitchhiker! he looks lonely. Lets pick him up.
CivCynic
Musician
- Joined
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- Messages
- 505
- Jumanji
- Don't worry, I went to the school for the blind.
- Yeah, he must work out.
- Hey, where's that really venomous cobra you were going to show me?
- Don't worry, I'm a limo driver!
- Hey look, frost!
- Don't tell me you're serious?
- Who?
- What? With all that gibberish and the war going on how am I suppose to know what to do?
- Ha!
- Bring it on!
- Hit me with your best shot!
- You know, I'm pretty popular and people aren't going to think that's very nice of you.
- That was due today?
- What do you mean I forgot my condom? It's right-
- Make my day!
- Don't worry, I went to the school for the blind.
- Yeah, he must work out.
- Hey, where's that really venomous cobra you were going to show me?
- Don't worry, I'm a limo driver!
- Hey look, frost!
- Don't tell me you're serious?
- Who?
- What? With all that gibberish and the war going on how am I suppose to know what to do?
- Ha!
- Bring it on!
- Hit me with your best shot!
- You know, I'm pretty popular and people aren't going to think that's very nice of you.
- That was due today?
- What do you mean I forgot my condom? It's right-
- Make my day!
G-Force Junkie
Old Vulcan Guy
- Joined
- Jun 2, 2003
- Messages
- 405
"I'm invincible!"
"What happens if I do this?"
"There are no snipers out..." :die:
"It's this wire!"
"I've got this under control."
"You can't get me!"
"What happens if I do this?"
"There are no snipers out..." :die:
"It's this wire!"
"I've got this under control."
"You can't get me!"
"Suicide bomber? I don't remember agreeing to this."
"I see that you have a problem controlling your anger. Ha! I bet you couldn't hurt a fly! ... Why are you turning green?"
"Why are all these dumb Brits driving on the wrong side of the road?"
"Don't worry about me, save yourself! ... Crap, I wish I told him to worry about me."
"Is that real?"
"Come on, man. Everyone, even murderers, deserves a second chance."
"I see that you have a problem controlling your anger. Ha! I bet you couldn't hurt a fly! ... Why are you turning green?"
"Why are all these dumb Brits driving on the wrong side of the road?"
"Don't worry about me, save yourself! ... Crap, I wish I told him to worry about me."
"Is that real?"
"Come on, man. Everyone, even murderers, deserves a second chance."
Serutan
Eatibus Anythingibus
I disagree, Comrade Stalin.
Ohwell
Deity
Me first!
CrackedCrystal
Where am I?
- Joined
- Dec 9, 2002
- Messages
- 1,007
Yeah, Hickhicker's guide to the Galaxy has the answer for everything!
How about...
"Hey, those guys on Jackass are cool! I want to be cool!"
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