Learn english thread to teach lesson jabbering foreigners

Very well. I hereby invite native English speakers to correct any mistakes they find in the current, the preceding, or the succeeding sentence. I would like them to take note of the fact that English is my third language, and thus a high proficiency (in it) should not be expected of me.

;)
 
Very well. I hereby invite native English speakers to correct any mistakes they find in the current, the preceding, or the succeeding sentence. I would like them to take note of the fact that English is my third language, and thus a high proficiency (in it) should not be expected of me.

;)

Fancy schmamcy showoff.:p
 
Very well. I hereby invite native English speakers to correct any mistakes they find in the current, the preceding, or the succeeding sentence. I would like them to take note of the fact that English is my third language, and thus a high proficiency (in it) should not be expected of me.

;)

No smilies at the end of sentences.
 
No prepositions at the end of sentences.
That is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put. :p

At school english was my worst subject.
The term "English class" may also be used, or "English lessons were the worst lessons for me".

aneeshm said:
Very well. I hereby invite native English speakers to correct any mistakes they find in the current, the preceding, or the succeeding sentence. I would like them to take note of the fact that English is my third language, and thus a high proficiency (in it) should not be expected of me.
"Current" is properly used to refer to time, not ordinality, but this should not be considered a correction, merely the result of a search for expressions that could possibly be considered to in any way deviate from the norm, said search possibly being overly zealous.

;)
 
Correct version:
Why is it disdainful? I'm only asking to copy and improve my English so that I can learn. Learning isn't something to be ashamed of.

(Jonnified)
Please inform me as to the reasoning behind your disapproval of my linguistic exercise.
I am merely requesting that my posts be copied and improved upon so that I may continue to advance my mastery of the English language.
The desire to better oneself is not something one should feel embarassment towards.
 
Fixed version: There are to be no prepositions at the ends of sentences.

The fixed version of your piss-taking correction is that your fixed version is "There are to be no prepositions at the end of sentences."
 
I am not sure what 'good english' is supposed to be like, although i trust that most of the time people who had to learn a language as a foreign one would tend to be more observant about it :)
 
Does bad writing foreigners irritate you?
Does the bad writing of foreigners irritate you?
- or - Are you irritated by the bad writing of foreigners?
- or - Does the bad way that foreigners write irritate you?
- or - Do foreigners who write badly irritate you?
Or does you only want to learn them better write the beautifull english language better?
Or do you only want to teach them a better way to write the beautiful English language?
- or - Or, do you only want to teach them to write better, in the beautiful English language?
Copy their bad 'english' writing and teach them how who would write it.
Copy their bad "English" writing, and teach them how you would write it.
Copy and improve! they will thank you for it.
Please copy and improve! They may thank you for it.

:) :xmascheers:
I'm happy to help - if this is helpful to you, I'll continue. Even if your use of the language isn't perfect, I congratulate you on your spelling and admire your wish to improve!
 
No, engilsh is nnot the the exact stuff good I al like at,, but i injoying psoting no forrums (especiaii thos forms in in engilsh are wass to poepe frpm spek engilsh, liek u)!



Oh, and BTW, I was just kidding. ;)

chrisrossi said:
Real fixed version:
No prepositions at the end of sentences.
Really? :eek: That's news for me! I thought a sentence ending with a preposition was perfectly correct, I actually learned that prepositions at the end of words are a characteristic of English. (something that you should be proud of :mischief:)
 
I notice some irony in the thread title... unless it was on purpose.
 
Yes, English make benefit glorious foreigners
 
It is grammatically correct in English to end a sentence with a preposition some/most of the time. The reason most people think it's not is because some priest from way back when noted that, in Latin, one could never end a sentence with a preposition, and he assumed that the same was true in English.

If you wanted to rephrase "Googling is frowned upon" without ending it in a preposition, you would say "Googling is that upon which it is frowned", which is just silly. As someone quoted Winston Churchill earlier in this thread, "This is the type of nonsense up with which I will not put."
 
Who invented that stupid rule? "There is nothing to be ashamed of" makes as much sense as "There is nothing of which to be ashamed", and it's shorter.

I know, it really is stupid. I never bother to stick to the rule, most of the time it makes you sound like Elizabeth Windsor.
 
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