Light Bulb

[kulade]

We should have a light bulb smiley.

By the way, does anyone know any light bulb jokes?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Changing lightbulbs may cause burns to fingers and electrocution.

 

[JustinianVII]

The lightbulb is greater than the sum of its parts.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The lightbulb represents innovation.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I know a lightbulb joke, but it's not politically correct.

The lightbulb represents innovation.

No, the beaker does.

I used to work in the industry, and let me tell you, "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

Source please.

 

[Rambuchan]

Source please.

Here you go....

_ .. does it take to change a lightbulb?

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2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

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Do please stick with the programme

(A quick look at my user profile shows that I have never worked in this industry).

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I know a lightbulb joke, but it's not politically correct.
No, the beaker does.

Traditionally, when a person has an idea, it's a light bulb on top of his head.

 

[ybbor]

this type of thing has come up so many times before. We have a search button for a reason

 

[Tee Kay]

I see a Giant Radioactive Lightbulb...

 

[lutzj]

Why can't Thomas Edison lightbulb Electricity so my citizens can have light bulbs make make light bulb jokes?

BTW, "lightbulb" is the verb;"light bulb" is the noun.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

this type of thing has come up so many times before. We have a search button for a reason

Stay on the topic.

 

[colontos]

Why did you bother changing the light bulb? The market would have taken care of it. Ron Paul 2008!

 

[Tee Kay]

There are no such things as light bulbs! What you really see is an oil lamp, lit by magic.

 

[Catharsis]

There are no such things as light bulbs! What you really see is an oil lamp, lit by magic.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[lutzj]

What about a genie lamp?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

We're talking about light bulbs.

 

[obliterate]

We're talking about light bulbs.

No, we're talking about lightbulbs.

 

[lutzj]

We're talking about light bulbs.

No, we're talking about lightbulbs.

No, we're talking about lightbulbing and light bulbs
Someone mentioned a magic self-lighting lamp, which is but a few steps away from a genie lamp.

I am almost beginning to seriously think Humor and Jokes needs a Light Source sub-forum.

 

[obliterate]

No, we're talking about lightbulbing and light bulbs

I am almost beginning to seriously think Humor and Jokes needs a Light Source sub-forum.

On the contrary, we are talking about bulbs of light.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

They say the correct term is actually lamp.