Light Bulb

[lutzj]

ALL OF THEM!

 

[obliterate]

You missed yellow.

 

[SCG]

Inspired by this thread

The Light bulb has been changed

I never worked in the industry, but i once had an AD&D cleric cast continual light on a piece of crystal. Tell me again why we needed the lightbulb changed?

 

[lutzj]

What color does the lightbulb shine?

Tell me again why we needed the lightbulb changed?

Which lightbulb?

The one in the hallway or the one in the lobby?

Why has the lightbulb been changed?

What motive did you have for changing the light bulb?

What's the best light bulb, today?

What industry exactly?

Does anyone know any light bulb jokes?

Source please.

Why did you bother changing the light bulb?

What about a genie lamp?

Has anyone ever actually tried to bulb light?

What came first, the light or the lightbulb?

So, how are we going to prevent this?

Why do you need one when all your mtonitor does is project light into your eyes?

Something like this perhaps?

Is this supposed to be funny?

Don't you peel the glass away first?

And just eat the filament?

Hey, does anyone have any definitive proof that lighbulbs are actually going to be released?

 

[obliterate]

No, I ain't a citizen. NO LIGHTBULB FOR YOU!

 

[mythmonster2]

*gasps* Then you must be one of those lightbulb commies! Kill him!

 

[obliterate]

*gasps* Then you must be one of those lightbulb commies! Kill him!

Whatever you say.

 

[Tee Kay]

There are no light bulbs within 100 miles of this thread! It's all a lie concocted by the light bulb infidel!

It's old, I know...

 

[SCG]

I don't have any lightbulbs to be changed, however, I do have a couple of light switches that won't stay on, causing the lightbulbs to flicker on and off at random intervals, am I in the correct forum for help on this?

 

[Tee Kay]

No. Your problems are with light switches, not light bulbs. Please refer to the thread that deals specifically with light switches. If none exists, create one. I will be more than happy to assist you in that thread, but this is not the place to discuss such matters. Else it will be considered thread jacking, and that is not good internet etiquette.

And yes, I will spell "light bulb" as two words. Have ya got a problem with that? Well have ya?

 

[Tee Kay]

In response to your other question:

I never worked in the industry, but i once had an AD&D cleric cast continual light on a piece of crystal. Tell me again why we needed the lightbulb changed?

Our intelligence suggested that the previous light bulb was contaminated by someone we don't know with something we do not quite understand. Actually, this says more about our intelligence services than the light bulb. Sorry, but I got to make a call...

 

[obliterate]

I, the chairman of the committee for the rejection of the word 'chairperson', declare that the word chairman shall henceforth be used in all situation from here on. Chair manager. I HATE PC!!!!!! I don't give a $|-|!t about the other sex.

 

[raketooy]

I, the chairman of the committee for the rejection of the word 'chairperson', declare that the word chairman shall henceforth be used in all situation from here on. Chair manager. I HATE PC!!!!!! I don't give a $|-|!t about the other sex.

We should protect the children and not use that filthy word 'sex' here.

 

[obliterate]

We should protect the children and not use that filthy word 'sex' here.

Gender doesn't necessarily mean male or female. I will use the correct term, 'sex.'

 

[holy king]

how about "genus"?

 

[holy king]

Does that not mean family?

it can mean both in latin.

 

[raketooy]

Gender doesn't necessarily mean male or female. I will use the correct term, 'sex.'

At least use 'xes' instead of 'sex', or rot13 it to 'frk'. Please, think about the children.

On second thoughts, we should organize a committee to make up a new word for 'sex', in the gender sense.

 

[obliterate]

it can mean both in latin.

But we speak English.

 

[raketooy]

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

 

[Deep Thought]

Volvo.