Anonymoose
KING OF MEESE
Oh dear.Alyssia: "Don't patronize me! I could have you all arrested for kidnapping. Several men in a cabin with a little girl, tell me who the cops are going to believe?" she said angrily
"But I will spare you if you provide me with suitable accommodation, my bed must have silk sheets on it, I require breakfast in bed and I like my eggs well done, no milk in my cereal I eat it with orange juice.... " she began magnanimously listing her demands off on her fingers and then trailed off as a man dressed like something out of a history book approached.
"Lose your way to the LARP nerd convention?" she asked dryly addressing him.
"Firstly I am not a little girl. I am of old noble blood with ties to the great houses of Europe." she said haughtily "My name is Alyssia Corvinus and my father is a very powerful man. So don't mess with me."
'Well, madame, if we could contact the police, as you are threatening, I would have been the first to do so. And you do appear to be a little girl. I've seen my fair share. Now stop all of your demanding. I don't think you really understand the predicament we're all in. Let's just listen to the rest of these guys. It seems obvious that neither of us knows what is going on, and perhaps one of them really does.'
@Confederateguy:
'Well I think we're all three in the same boat as far as confusedness goes. I don't know about Gettysburg or any of that. I feel like I know less and less as time progresses in this shack. And just call me Bert, Mr makes me feel old.'