"Well, let's see, I have these 2 people attacking me and no body helping me. I should probably find something to defend myself with, oh that knife would work, but it might kill them, that metal rod would probably do the trick, but it still might be a little much, there are after all only 2 women. That spatula isn't going to be enough, oh here it is! Eureka! The perfect middle ground between too much force and too little, the holy grail of self defense weapons, a broom! "
Needless to say, a person grabs the first thing he sees rather that be all intellectual about it.