Meaning of your name...

[GenghisK]

Ok this is not a joke, but it's quite a kind of entertainment so I'll post it here.
I've found a nice site that explains deeply the meaning of all the names in the world, i.e. more than 800 thousand names, male and female. Check here: http://www.kabalarians.com/ and click on free name analysis.

Here's mine: http://www.kabalarians.com/male/khanh.htm
Another famous CFC member's one: http://www.kabalarians.com/female/kira.htm

And what's yours?

 

[philippe]

Important:

Dear Philippe: The following analysis describes a few qualities of your first name. There are many additional factors (legal name, nicknames, family surname, combined names, previous names, and business signature) that contribute to your entire personality - and your entire life. Order a Name Report for a full analysis.


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Philippe

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The name of Philippe makes you dynamic, restless, independent, ready to accept challenges, and outspoken. You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. Reacting against injustice, you go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. You are very creative and promotional, and work intensely to carry out your plans. Though you have limitless enthusiasm for new ventures, you lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to attend to detail and do monotonous work. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, or to accidents, particularly to the head. You find that you often do the hard, pioneering work in an undertaking, only to see others reap the benefits. While this name makes you very honest and sincere in your personal relationships, your tendency to retaliate with caustic remarks over even slight offenses could spoil many friendships. You are prone to suffer moods of depression, and physical and mental tension which could have a serious affect upon the nervous system, causing stomach ulcers. Health weaknesses could also affect the eyes, ears, sinuses, or result in loss of hair.






so true......so true......

 

[GenghisK]

Lol, didn't know the program bugged so much for you
j/k

For me (pure truth):

Your first name of Khanh creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others. You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others. You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead just to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities. In your personal relations with others, you are inclined to be rather serious, and not to see the humour others see, or to respond spontaneously. Your positive manner and outlook can make others feel that you are imposing your will on them and even interfering in their affairs. Weaknesses in your health caused by the influence of this name centre in the head. Head colds, sinus conditions, hay-fever, and weak eyes are relative conditions. Also, your tendency to worry can lead to insomnia and other overwrought conditions.

 

[LaRo]

Sounded true but, you know, it's like astrology...

 

[napoleon526]

Interesting. Some of the predictions on my name were dead wrong:

you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity, for you are apt to be influenced by hard-luck stories and give when it might be more prudent not to.

This is really not me at all. But the rest of the analysis is fairly accurate:

Misunderstandings could exist in your personal life because of this emotional power which you have difficulty controlling and also because of a difficulty in accepting a responsibility and seeing it through. You are apt to leave a project unfinished and go on to something else. Routine and system are foreign to your life, and, of course, these assets are an integral part of any successful undertaking. You are fond of sweets and rich foods and your tendency to eat heavily, causes overweight. You could be subject to skin disorders, swelling of the legs and ankles, fluid function disorders or weakness affecting the back.

Kind of eerie, how could they possibly tell that I have lower back pain from just my name??? (X-Files music plays in background)

 

[Mikoyan]

I got the exact same as GenghisK, which makes me question the trustworthyness of this thing greatly.

 

[dannyevilcat]

Mine wasn't anything at all like me. The words "uplifting" and "inspirational" are ridiculously out of place when describing myself.

 

[Demetrias]

Man it came pretty close. But then describing any one at this site as a slaker is probaly right.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Mine was only like me when it implied that I don't suffer fools or idiots easily. Tsk. Calling me sensitive, and that one finds spontaneous verbal expression difficult. Je suis the king of the cutting remark and the off the cuff quip/speech. Thumbs down.

 

[Citizen_K]

I'm skeptical. The same results for both Kendall and Scott? Bah.

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Works on the same basis as horoscopes...

 

[Juize]

Originally posted by napoleon526
Interesting. Some of the predictions on my name were dead wrong:
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you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity, for you are apt to be influenced by hard-luck stories and give when it might be more prudent not to. You are ever on the watch for ways and means of making some "easy money" because this name destroys initiative and ambition, producing an easy-going, come-what-may nature which attaches value to money only for the self-enjoyment it can offer. Misunderstandings could exist in your personal life because of this emotional power which you have difficulty controlling and also because of a difficulty in accepting a responsibility and seeing it through. You are apt to leave a project unfinished and go on to something else. Routine and system are foreign to your life, and, of course, these assets are an integral part of any successful undertaking. You are fond of sweets and rich foods and your tendency to eat heavily, causes overweight. You could be subject to skin disorders, swelling of the legs and ankles, fluid function disorders or weakness affecting the back.

As Paska, you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity, for you are apt to be influenced by hard-luck stories and give when it might be more prudent not to. You are ever on the watch for ways and means of making some "easy money" because this name destroys initiative and ambition, producing an easy-going, come-what-may nature which attaches value to money only for the self-enjoyment it can offer. Misunderstandings could exist in your personal life because of this emotional power which you have difficulty controlling and also because of a difficulty in accepting a responsibility and seeing it through. You are apt to leave a project unfinished and go on to something else. Routine and system are foreign to your life, and, of course, these assets are an integral part of any successful undertaking. You are fond of sweets and rich foods and your tendency to eat heavily, causes overweight. You could be subject to skin disorders, swelling of the legs and ankles, fluid function disorders or weakness affecting the back.

Paska is "****" in finnish, if you're wondering.

 

[Pellaken]

Your name of Nick has given you an idealistic nature with a desire to help others. Your initiative often causes you to be the first to act when you see a need. Since you are impressionable and receptive, you feel the misfortunes of others very keenly. However, this name makes it awkward for you to express your deeper thoughts and feelings with finesse and diplomacy to the extent that your candid, sometimes blunt, manner of speaking creates misunderstandings with others. Being somewhat self-centred, you learn through your own experiences, as you rarely take advice from others. Yet, you are sensitive and very easily hurt and offended. You long for praise and appreciation for your efforts, but others find it difficult to understand you. You dislike monotony and system and enjoy being creative in an inventive way whether it be in interior decorating, music, art, crafts, or other endeavours that require versatility and skill. You are imaginative and visionary, somewhat of a perfectionist, yet the results of your efforts often fall short of your high expectations. A leadership position appeals to you because you would enjoy directing others rather than being directed. Your feelings are strong and you tend to react intensely to situations. Because of your sensitive nervous system, over-stress and extreme tiredness could cause nervous disorders, seizures, fainting, or dizziness. You could also experience head tension such as headaches, weak eyes, or throat problems.




ok..... who wrote in and told them all about me?

 

[Maple]

Your name of Alex gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right. In the home you assume your responsibilities capably, having the self-confidence to form your own opinions and make your own decisions. Others can rely on you; once you have given your word you will do your utmost to fulfil a responsibility. However, there is a tendency to be a little too independent in your thinking and it is difficult for you to accept the help of others when you should. Due to your strong sense of responsibility, you could experience worry and mental turmoil through assuming more responsibility than you should. Friction could arise through others feeling that you were interfering with their rights and privileges, even though you are only trying to help.








Oh my god... How do they know? Aaah!

 

[Abaddon]

•The name of Abaddon creates an extravagant, ambitious nature with the desire for financial prominence.

•You desire the best in life and appreciate quality in all things.

•This name has made you rather aggressive, shrewd, and critical and has caused you to be extremely independent.

•You have the analysis, vision, and promotional ability to make progress.

•You could achieve heights of success in business, but there is also a factor which brings many forced changes and friction with people, which in turn offsets the success you could achieve.

•Although the name Abaddon creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

•This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and solar plexus.

This was kinda fun

YES this is an old old thread, but just as relevant today!

 

[Dumanios]

Me:

* Your name of Luke has made you practical, systematic, and thorough.

* This name encourages the expression of leadership and organizational skills, shrewdness, and analytical ability.

* You are mathematically adept and have great patience with work of a detailed nature such as bookkeeping, accounting, or technical research.

* Particular about your material possessions, you keep everything you own in a good state of repair, and you budget your personal finances very carefully.

* Because of its matter-of-fact influence, this name limits, to some degree, your ability to be flexible and spontaneous.

* You tend to treat new and unfamiliar ideas with scepticism.

* Because of the serious, responsible qualities of your name, you must recognize the importance of a sense of humour and optimistic perspective of life.

* Although the name Luke creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details.

* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and elimination system.

Khanh

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoodSarmatian]

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs and bronchial area.

lolwut !?

 

[Tee Kay]

This is for a shortened version of my real name.

Spoiler :

* Your name of [Taillesskangaru] gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour.
* Your ideas can be very original and inventive.
* You enjoy being with people in a social environment.
* Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others.
* Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself.
* This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.
* Although the name [Taillesskangaru] creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.
* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head.

My first name can be transliterate into English many different ways. If I try a different spelling:

Spoiler :

* The name of [Taillesskangaru] has given you an appreciation for many beautiful and refined aspects of life--music and art, literature, drama--and the outdoors, where you find much peace and relaxation, but it creates a far too sensitive nature.
* You sense and feel much that you do not understand, and sometimes you are alarmed at your thoughts and wonder about their origin.
* You rarely experience the tranquility that comes with stability of thinking or emotional control.
* While the name [Taillesskangaru] creates the urge to be self-expressive and dramatic, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
* This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, heart, lungs and bronchial area.

I think the second one's more accurate.

 

[sucksforyou112]

i dont know about you other people, but this thing was a dead ringer for every single person in my immediate family. It creeped me out.

 

[Mango Elephant]

My report for my name was really vague. It could've applied to anyone.