might is right ..sometimes ;p

ellie

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Posted as i recieved it, personally i doubt it is true but i found it funny ;)

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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US Navy ship and the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a United States Naval ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: NO! I say again, you must divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH; I SAY AGAIN THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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Ellie
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Posted here tons of times but still funny!
 
Originally posted by Strider
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Posted here tons of times but still funny!

I hadn't seen it before, but I loved the joke....
 
:rotfl:
 
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