Reporter: Mr Chancellor, now that you are stepping down, what do you think is your greatest achievements?
In my 10 years term, I am proud to say that I rid Germany of the pest infestations. I have razed the Arabic city Aden:
I have burned the foul presence of Russian Bryansk:
Reporter: Ah, those were nice and good, Sir. The German people, I am sure, are grateful for that.
Yes, they damned well should be. We lost some good people in the Russian campaign.
Reporter: What are the casualties, sir?
A battalion of cannons and a battalion of infantry, I believed. I still mourn those loses.
Reporter: That's very sendimental of you. But what about the more severe losses elsewhere?
Ah, I think you are referring to our incursion forces into the Chinese and Persians territories. Those were brave people. They died because we cannot get to them.
Reporter: How were they lost, sir?
I don't have much details, but I believe they died under the attacks of Persian tanks.
Reporter: Tanks! What are we going to do about it?
Our scientists are working very hard to get tanks of our own .. ours will be much stronger than the enemies. We would call ours the Panzers.
Reporter: That's reassuring. Any other war news you would like to mention, sir?
Yes. In revenge of our lost, a Persian infantry brigade was wiped out, and we captured a group of Persians settlers. They are now working in our concentration camps.
Reporter: All you mentioned are land battles. What of the navy?
Ah, we sank an American transport, delaing great damages to them.
In addition, with access to oil that has miraculously popped out in the south, we were able to mass produce destroyers.
Reporter: The opposition party is accusing you of spending all the money into the navy. You have any response to that?
We need those destoryers. These opposition people know nothing! Enemy battleships are already appearing:
And they think we can still defend Germany with frigates and ironcads? Idiots they are! Of-course I have to spend money to upgrade those obsolete ships to destroyers!
* An aide tapped on the shoulder of the reporter. She glanced backwards, and her eyes brightens up when she saw who was walking in. *
Reporter: (hurriedly) Thank you for your time, sir! (ran accross the room) Mr Gotag, Mr Gotag, congratulations for being elected in ....
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