Mobian Madness - a Sims 3 AAR

[Tani Coyote]

Mobian Madness - a Sims 3 AAR​

Note: Disregard sanity while reading this. Your mind is likely to break as I wage war upon it!

Prologue​

It had been several years since the great fat tyrant Robotnik had been toppled. No new versions of him had arrived, and any pretenders to his legacy were either imprisoned, dead or neutralised by the efforts of the global alliances of Mobius.

However, Zonic the Zone Cop had once said that Mobius Prime - the main Mobius and home to the Sonic everyone knows and loves - required a Robotnik if it was to remain stable...

And he was proven right. Mobius was suddenly befelled by massive storms that disrupted electronics and communications. Fireballs fell from the sky. Illnesses spread across the land, as did famine. Floods, earthquakes and tornados contributed to a crisis that prompted much of Mobius to erupt into the Great Anarchy, similar to the period prior and after the Great Peace that had embraced anti-Mobius.

This plague spilled into other universes as well, causing some to be overrun by evil and others liberated by good. But nonetheless, it was clear that a greater force was at work...

While trying to do their best to find a way to cure the world of it's carnage-filled state, freedom fighters were abducted. On one of his runs, Sonic was sucked into a portal that appeared before him. Tails was lured into a portal by a fascinating Sonic-like machine(after all, it could have been a sign a new evil had arrived). Knuckles was drugged and snatched away from the emerald, odd considering most of those with malicious intentions would prefer to steal the jewel. Even the Ultimate Life Form fell, his vast chaos reserves neutralised by special energies, before he was captured. In the future, the time-travelling hero, Silver, was abducted. Finally, from his own universe, Manic was also seized as he and his siblings celebrated the fall of the Robotnik Empire...


Awakening in a vast, open space, with nothingness as far as the eye could see, the heroes questioned where they were, and how to escape.

Of course, the first question was answered rather easily...

A fox presented himself, being nearly six feet tall, he dwarfed the heroes, who were around 3 feet on average. The fox explained that Mobius Prime had needed a villain to stabilise it, and the fox would do just that, for he was...

Marius Ivo Tanicius Robotnik! The so-called Eggfox, and his Eggman-esque attire lent credibility to this title.

The fox soon explained that he "may" have had something to do with the multiverse-spanning chaos, and this prompted several of the heroes to be surprised when the fox vanished, only to reappear elsewhere.

The fox laughed at their foolish efforts, claiming that they were in a realm he was in control of, and when asked how he could possess such god-like power, he produced a pencil from his pocket, saying it gave him control over all reality. To further his point, he shrunk himself to be the height of the hedgehog heroes.

...The heroes tried to attack again, hoping to take the supposedly all mighty pencil and use it to restore order just as much as gain an advantage. The fox performed his usual vanishing routine, saying there would be consequences for their actions. He wrote something in the air...



....Causing them all to appear in tutus. And dance, as well, against their will. The fox laughed and clapped, returning them to normal after a few moments of watching the insanity ensue.

When they tried to open their mouths to speak, the fox moved his pencil in a quick motion, silencing them all as zippers appeared on their mouths and closed, being sealed by locks afterwards.

"You will play a game for me, heroes. If you manage to please me, I will return you to your worlds, and return those back to their original, balanced state. But since you decided to attack a 'god'... I think a punishment is in order for such blasphemy..."

With that, the six were overcome by nausea, and blacked out.

Upon reawakening, the six were all in front of a lot...

...And panicked when they realised they'd been turned human, albeit maintaining some of their original appearances and personalities.

The fox's voice spoke up in their heads. "I have already arranged for the simpletons - see the pun? - of this world to build a house for you. Everyone here, and I mean EVERYONE, is my puppet, including yourselfs. Your job is to well... get a job. Make this place nice. Make the world grovel beneath your feet. Or your worlds will grovel before mine. That is all. Oh, and remember, if you don't behave, you may lose control of your bodies. Dasvedanya and Udachi."



Shadow was quick to propose the sale of a parking space in the yard, with 150 simoleons generated.

Shadow took control of the household immediately, satisfying the demand for a television set only in exchange for having his own private seat. Only five seats total were bought however, screwing those who snoozed.

The humanised ultimate life form was quick to construct a kitchen, as his new body had an unrelenting pain in his stomach... which his "friends" informed him was hunger.

Soon, the team was down to 6,000 simoleons, having erected a bathroom, kitchen, dining room and living room, all of which were all together except for the bathroom for obvious reasons.

Shadow soon complained that there was a great lack of windows and lights inside the house...

...Sonic interjected with, "Haahaa, like that's an issue for ya, prince of Angst."

He was backhanded immediately.

After making sure there was at least one light in each room, the self-appointed Führerhog had a new issue to take care of: sleep. While the day was young, staying up would eventually take it's toll. And so, beds had to be given to each member of the house, and each already had their own room, luckily. Maybe the evil fox wasn't so evil. After all, an act of good every now and then makes the next act of evil all the sweeter.

Left with 2,388 simoleons to his - er, the group's - name, Shadow had made sure that his bed was black and red and matched his color scheme. Everyone else was forced to have a pink bed.

Shadow responded that he had forgotten to custom-make theirs, having been too busy with his own. Sonic reminded Shadow that he had been forced to wear a tutu just like everyone else.

...Another backhand.

And so, the adventure of the heroes' new life was starting. Sonic and Manic actually played a remix of "We're the Sonic Underground" - Sonic having been injected with knowledge of his other self's songs - to show that a new adventure was now starting, the Eggfox's empire runnin' out of time... Shadow said he wished his gun had come along so he could go postal on the musicians.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Uno: The Dawn of Mobian​

Spoiler :

Shortly after Shadow completed his miraculous completion of the house in the span of a few minutes, it became clear the whole group would have to get jobs. The soldi- er, heroes - were to be deployed accordingly.

But, as insurance in case employment opportunities were limited, everyone turned to the resident kleptomaniac and thief, Manic. All grinning smugly at him, they kicked his ass up and down the neighborhood, telling him to go and find a wealthy house and come back with "the goods" or not to come back at all.

As soon as Manic's green butt had fled, a fleet of taxis arrived to take the team off to their destinations. Manic nearly died when he saw them all getting in more taxis, as if to come after him, relieved that they started breaking off after a while.

Sonic soon received a job as a snitch. Many Harry Potter jokes would be cracked thanks to Sonic's speed. Shadow would suffer the same fate as a snitch, however.

Knuckles became a latrine cleaner, while Silver became a podium polisher thanks to his ambitions to become a political leader.

Manic soon arrived at his destination after everyone had jobs. His first victims would be the Altos, who rumors indicated were a powerful family in the town. It would only be fair for the pampered to share their wealth with the skilled lower classes like Manic, no?

Despite the questionable morality of his talents, Manic had the heart of an angel just like his brother, and naturally knew how to court and treat women. Holly Alto would be easily swooned to his side, gaining him access to the pleasure palace that was the Altos' home.

Manic's timing couldn't have been better. Two other members of the Alto family had left just as he arrived. As Holly was in high school, Manic inferred that Holly was the daughter of the two opulent overlords.

Manic learned that Holly was unemployed, steadily working his tendrils around her... the heiress viewing him as quite friendly.

While all that was going on, Knuckles was doing squats, Tails was... dancing to... nothing it seemed, and Silver was being a lazy bum and relaxing. Sonic and Shadow were conversing in front of the police station, apparently having had another brawl, which Sonic was apologising for.

3 minutes past noon, Manikku had learned that Holly was rich... as if he couldn't tell. He rushed inside the house, eager to steal from the young girl before her guardians returned.

Upon sitting in a chair upstairs, Manic found his conscience too heavy to steal... and the fact it was daytime didn't help. Accordingly, he chickened out, but noted that he would come back later.

With that in mind, he decided to meet the two other Altos - Nick and Vita.

Nick was easily won over to supporting Manic as a friend of the family, despite Manic's own poor background... though Manic had of course lied about his background of course; it came with the territory. Understandably, Manic talked much crap about his brother, as did Nick Alto.

Manic soon made his moves upon Vita Alto, who quickly came off as a snob when she talked about the inferiority of the socialist working classes, all of whom were envious welfare queens desiring to be real queens such as herself. Suddenly, Manic thought raiding the master bedroom would be a good idea later in the day.

Night soon fell upon the house. As the Altos occupied themselves downstairs, the wealthy but naive family allowed Manic to enter their recreation room... where the pillaging began.

His first acquisition was a treadmill, which Manic, out of the fundamental goodness of his heart, stole as Knuckles - and the other athletic individuals of the home to an extent - all wanted to be able to work out. Manic then snatched a beautiful chandelier right from the cieling, and finally the vane Lady Alto's looking glass. As the room darkened, Manic made his way back downstairs, desiring to partake in dinner before heading off...

...His pockets did not bulge, as Tails had managed to give him a special contraption giving him a small vacuum within the pockets. However, very little could be held within this vacuum, and so Manic had to use it sparingly.

Shadow arranged to chaos control all the objects back to the house, but for a small fee - he took the mirror for himself and placed it upon his wall, being vane himself.

Meanwhile, Manic indulged in the chili dogs that Vita Alto had prepared... he laughed inside at Sonic's misfortune of not being able to join in the fun.

While he enjoyed Lady Alto's cooking, her food had given them both the runs, prompting a race to the bathroom.

When Miss Alto seized control of the downstairs bathroom for her own fecal matter-disposing needs, Manic was quick to barge into the master bedroom and use the master bathroom for his own purposes.

10 P.M., to exact his vengeance upon the Witch Alto, he slept in her bed and soiled it with his drool.

He was interrupted minutes later, and Miss Alto was not pleased. However, he apologised for his errors, retreating downstairs with the young Holly as her parents went to bed...

As Manic plotted to stay at the Alto home until midnight, Silver, despite being a "genius", caught the kitchen on fire. Shadow said he would shove a Chaos Spear where the sun did not shine if anything was lost to Silver's foolishness.

The green hedgie was kicked out just prior to midnight... bidding his friends farewell...

...While as they slept, they would bid their decorations outside farewell. Manic was to steal at will.

Manic stole two lamps and another piece of scenery. Sonic and Shadow returned home, as they had jobs to attend. Over the course of the day, they had become butt buddies in all but name.

The items were soon pawned off for 435 simoleons. Manic had done his part in redistributing the wealth, and went home to rest...

And so, the first day of the Mobians in the new, strange world had ended... but would they be prepared to interact with the world of "employment"?

 

[sophie]

A Sims 3 AAR?!?! Grrr, this had better not interfere with your EU3 AAR...

 

[GoodGame]

Ummmm....why not just live your real-life instead?

Note to self: Clean toilet after Guest leaves.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Two: On the Job​

Spoiler :

Shortly after 6 AM, Comrade Knuckles went to his glorious job as a latrine cleaner.

Around 7 AM, everyone but Manic - who slept after a night's hard work, and due to the fact he was unemployed - awoke, and breakfast was made.

As Shadow made breakfast, he used his brand of omnipotence to alter Sonic's room as well as his own, carpets and wallpaper being laid down.

After Shadow left, he remembered he had left the oven on...

...A fire starting promptly woke Manic up, and the machine had to be replaced for 400 simoleons, of which 150 was covered by insurance...

By 3 PM, everybody had been liberated from the embrace of work, and with paychecks now in their pockets. All except Shadow, who had worked over time, sacrificing his sanity in exchange for possible promotion.

While at work, the team arranged for the purchase of a new shower and toilet and a new room. Shadow would be very POed the team caused the household funds to fall beneath 2,000 simoleons...

As night fell, Manic resumed his usual activities. He was going to rob the Altos blind anew.

A few minutes after midnight and after he managed to get a free meal, the thief was politely asked to leave. Manic decided to go across from the Alito house and try to make off with that household's car...

His move was a success. The stealthy hedgehog thief soon moved towards other homes with cars... he was going to stimulate the auto industry's production!

Soon, he arrived at the Koffi Household, which possessed a vehicle. However, there was a member of the house inside the glass doors. With their back turned to the driveway, could Manic safely cram the car into his vacuum pocket?

As the last of the three steps in the great carjacking spree, Manic arrived at the Wolff home. Like the previous one, glass walls would enable Manic to be spotted if he wasn't careful. But nonetheless, he made his move to take out the bourgeiose of the town.

He took their car as well. With three cars in his vacuum pocket, Manic was not yet done. The cars were teleported to "headquarters" by Shadow's chaos power. In the meantime, Manic was ordered to invade the cemetary and explore it's catacombs for anything potentially interesting.

As he went on his way, the least valuable of the cars were sold for 3000+ simoleons. This was to cover the costs of installing the garage. Furthermore, Shadow wanted the sole luxury of owning a vehicle.

Shortly after, Sonic managed to cook without burning down the house. A true miracle, and some witnesses said that "Hallelujah" played in the house when this occured. Sonic was, however, radiating a stench greener than his eyes. Many blamed the chili dogs.


Into the wee hours of the morning, Manic was exploring the catacombs...

He emerged hours later, having encountered sticks that say do not push, chasms, a skeleton that demanded a strand of hair or else, and finally a crazy zombified bear. He soon went to the gym to become more athletic and fit for his career. ...It also became apparent he was the one who took Shadow's car out for a drive.


2 PM, Knuckles left work, having been promoted to a Mess Hall server. He was ordered to hit the gym like Manic.

With everyone out of work, the autocratic Shadow was quick to spend away Knuckles' bonus and everybody's money by purchasing a new refrigerator to better sate appetites. He also had Manic's room painted to reward him for his resourcefulness.

After 5 PM Tuesday, Shadow broke the shower. The sleep-deprived Manic, buzzed from caffeine, was ordered to repair it.

His buzz crashed shortly afterwards however, prompting the young Miles Prower to fix the machine instead.

Wednesday morning, it became readily apparent that the second shower had been placed so the door was facing the toilet... Shadow craved blood, but had it fixed anyways.

As everyone else departed for work, Manic resumed his solo lifestyle, starting by visiting the library to improve his handiness skills... the poor hedgie had forgotten many of his talents on the way through the portal.



Later on Wednesday, Knucklehead started a fire in his attempt to cook food for himself. Manic meanwhile was applying his new tech skills to making things self-repairing and efficient.

Shortly after 5 PM, Nick Alto called Manic... a chill ran up his spine as he wondered if he was caught or under suspicion.

The household was soon fined 500 dollars for "falsely calling" emergency services. Manic subtly flipped the firefighters off as they walked out.

Shadow, angered, sold the fire alarm, saying that there was no further need for the city's finest.


As it approached midnight, Silver courted Emma Hatch and took her out to dinner, if only to sate his boss' request to do so.

Early Thursday, just before sunrise, Manic arrived at the Crumplebottom house and stole 1 car and 2 lights.

... Luxophilia was apparently a very common trait amongst thieves, from what rumors would say.

Shadow, despite improving his cooking skills, soon roasted his attempt at breakfast. But only fools would bite the hand that fed them!

Manic soon received a request from Holly Alto to repair her sound system. He agreed to do it for his friend, figuring it was the least he could do for stealing so much crap from them.

As a "down payment" on the repair costs, Manic soon sold the lights he had stolen from the Crumplebottom house. Shadow repossessed the other car Manic had taken, and said it was to be for public use by everyone but Shadow himself(since everyone liked to steal Shadow's car).

It soon became clear that Knuckles thought Manic had a perdy butt... as he stood over him and prepared to dance with him.

Around 3 PM, Miles left work, having been promoted and having received a bonus of 500 simoleons, which Shadow promptly squandered on a better fridge, the best fridge available, in fact.

2 AM Friday morning, Manic intended to go on his usual rounds...

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Three: Checkmate?​

Spoiler :

Manic wreaked havoc upon taxpayer money, seizing control of a chessboard and two of the chairs for it. These items were to be placed back at the home, to allow easier settlements of disputes.

As morning approached, Manic was quick to resign from his mission to enter the catacombs, frightened by the sounds within. Accordingly, he came out looking like he had been in a war.

With that adventure failed, Manic soon ran to the library to learn more about skills. ...Gardening skills. He was determined to plant a seed he had found in the catacombs in his previous adventures.

By 3 PM, both Shadow and Knuckles had obtained promotions. Shadow was steadily moving his way up to his "rightful" position as a leader.

Sonic left work several hours later. As a result of him mentioning how he used to work as a disc jockey, the police gave him the next best job: a DESK jockey!

Saturday morning, Manic was quick to clean the first shower, as well as make it so that the shower stall was self-repairing.

Imagine the surprise of the Altos when Manic arrived at the household, not only in a nice car but with the repaired stereo. The Altos noticed the car type matched those stolen from around the neighborhood, but the fact the cars were stolen from their hated enemies and the different color threw them off. Furthermore, Nick and Holly defended Manic's character when Lady Alto brought the idea up...

Manic could not snatch up anything, so he returned home, where chess matches were taking place, TV was being watched, and food being eaten. Manic was actually talking to Knuckles, curious about the awkward moment previously...

By 3: 39 PM on Sunday, Manic had established a garden:

Failing to find fertilizer(Manic wasn't that bright in some circumstances), he paid the Altos a visit, and aimed to take advantage of the low security measures to nab more goods for the "war effort."

Manic started his rampage by stealing the two lights that lit up the Altos' dining room.

He then took one of their living room tables, before proceeding towards the family computer to initiate hacking.

Manic obtained 174 simoleons from the Altos' bank accounts. Upon hearing the good news, Shadow rewarded Manic with a computer of his own at the house...

Prior to work Monday morning, Knuckles came onto Manic... and the green hedgie boy didn't seem to mind some of the flirtatious comments...

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Four: All Your Sanity Are Belong to TaniciusFox​

Disclaimer: Those who do not want their childhood raped... turn back. Like now. I mean it.

Spoiler :

Monday, as Miles left work in the afternoon, he looked "slightly" singed. He and Manic would later have a row over the fact Miles was stealing Manic's "look."

It was soon deduced that all together, the workers of the house made 1,500+ simoleons a day.

Past midnight on Tuesday, Manic was at the Altos' again. He snatched three of their dining chairs, and abruptly left for home.

On Wednesday, Shadow arranged for numerous changes to the house. More windows were installed, the cheap door replaced with a set of Honest Abe Double Doors, and the table moved further into the great room to allow for the construction of a new archway door that would make it easier to get into the hallway.

He also invested in the best oven available, as well as an easel, a guitar(for his star thief), and a much better television set. This left the house with 10, 781 simoleons. Shadow intended to spend more giving the living room carpet.

He dipped to 9600+ simoleons as he had much of the house tiled/carpeted, painted, and then had much of the front of the outside covered as well. Beings Mobians in tune with nature, they opted to have a more "wooden" look to the house...

In the wee hours of the morning on Thursday, Manic stole one of the Altos' cars, as well as two lights from another household. It turned out to be Holly Alto's. Despite the fact that it was the charm of Holly that had allowed Manic into the warmth of the family's arms, he sold the car for 7,000+ simoleons on the black market, returning home to bed...

Money was promptly invested in more windows and the most important part of a pleasure palace:

A pool.

Around noon, while talking to Knuckles, Manic apparently tried to explain the merits of communism to the musclebound soldier... which made sense, as Manic was a "communist" himself given the way he accumulated money.

By 7 PM, Miles had bought books for several skills and returned a TV he had fixed, while Silver had helped assemble a great puzzle mess in the supermarket. A telescope was soon bought for the household, as both Manic and Knuckles wanted a telescope... likely so they could gaze at the stars together.

After Manic had his fun, he was at the usual place, the Alto Mansion. He was quick to get on their computer and begin hacking...

And after being kicked out past midnight, he stole two cars from around the neighborhood, plus, to even the score, stole from the Goth family.

Shadow, meanwhile, was plotting against the Alto family. With money in hand and knowledge of the corruption rife in the family - Nick and Vita were evil and greedy, a sharp contrast to Holly's kind heart - he planned to take down the family, in particular Vita. He would also take out the Landgraab family's own Lady, as she was the other side that fueled the intense war between the families.

At 9 AM, Knuckles and Manic had their first kiss. For the time being, however, they could not admit it... the shock would probably kill Sonic.

...Before an hour had passed, they agreed to become boyfriends.

This was soon confessed to the whole household, prompting a great amount of fainting. Sonic broke numerous dishes at this revelation, even though he had always assumed Manic was bent, given his fanny pack... He did this despite the fact he was sleeping at the time of their confession, because he's cool like dat, yo.

Manic and Knuckles then announced their intention to build a new room for themselves further back in the lot so they wouldn't be bothered.

Shadow celebrated this occasion by saying he was willing to expand the whole house. For one, he expanded the garage into the hallway, allowing the normal door into it to be placed inside and away from those unsavory individuals elsewhere, like Manic.

In the end, the whole house was arranged, with Shadow supposedly planning to destroy the old bedrooms in favor of the new ones... he did, however, have nefarious schemes in mind.

...But even the evil Shadow had goodness in his heart, as he was soon spotted at the park doing things. The religious right was quick to exploit these events as proof that gayness was a disease.

It is there that our current chapter ends...

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Five: Operation Baja, the Burning of the Witches​

Spoiler :

But Shadow had split personalities, or at least different sides that existed simultaneously. As he courted his new lover, he already had Manic put plans into motion...

Saturday, at 8 PM, Vita Alto agreed to come over to the Sega Household... Manic was quick to explain that the house was undergoing "remodelling."

The victim had arrived by 9 PM.

Operation: Baja was in effect as soon as Vita entered the set of grand double doors. She was locked in the same room as Manic, who was told to escape via a newly-created doorway at the end of a special corridor. It was assumed that it was no mishap Manic was sealed in the room with Vita; he had expressed strong disapproval with taking the wife of Nick and mother of Holly Alto.

And so, by 10 PM, the wicked Vita Alto was sealed alone within a room, thanks to her failure to notice the fact doors seemed to teleport all around her. Shadow had mirrors installed all around her so she could gaze at herself, to bring home the message that she was the cause of her own demise...

She soon produced a cell phone however, causing fears Vita might inform someone of her location.

Instead, she was busy talking to friends like a moronic, overclass bimbo. Manic, meanwhile, had stopped by her home, raiding it of valuables, such as the widescreen TV. A statue and a painting were also acquired. The statue was sold, while the painting and TV were redistributed.

Sunday, just before 8 AM, Knuckles proposed marriage to Manic, using a chunk of the master emerald he'd managed to carry through as the gemstone. The family would have to celebrate...

5 PM, Lady Alto finally passed out on the cold, hard floor. Starvation would eventually get her. ..Or would it?

Shadow decided that the fair lady needed company. Silver was sent to the Landgraab household supposedly on a mission of goodwill towards one of the richest families of the region. In reality, he was being used as a pawn to bring Lady Landgraab - the other major proponent of the feud engulfing commerce in the area - to the household, where she would be locked up as well.

9 PM, Nancy Landgraab was on her way to the household. Her fate would be sealed the moment she stepped inside.

By 10 PM, Lady Alto suddenly wished she was alone with her mirrors again... now locked in a room with her arch-nemesis and only one TV/chair.

The two promptly began to engage in one negative action after another, until Nancy Landgraab became the better woman and sat down to watch TV.

Monday morning, at about 1:30 AM, Lady Alto wet herself like a member of the lower classes. That was epic.

Around 10 AM, Miles was offered a job as a medical intern, which was more prestigious than his current scientific job. But his dream was to be a scientist, and so he turned the offer down.

After midnight, a mission by Miles to light the fireplace in the "guest house", to keep the "guests" warm, caused a fire after it was stoked too many times.

By 3 AM, Nancy Landgraab had been engulfed by flames. She soon was consumed by them entirely, being reduced to ash.

Vita Alto laughed at seeing Miss Landgraab being taken away, despite the fact she would soon join her...

By 9 AM, Vita's sleeping habits had allowed the fireplace's sparks to grow out of control.

2 hours later, Vita was dead.

The fires raged until the afternoon. Shadow declared Operation: Baja had been a success. He had done his duty as a police officer, having preserved the greater good and stability of Sunset valley at the expense of Vita Alto and Nancy Landgraab's lives. Plans were made to dispose of the tombstones and give them to the families of the deceased. Anybody who questioned why the Sega household possessed these objects would be silenced.

Early in the morning of Wednesday, Manic donated the graves and remains to the cemetery. Landgraab was buried alongside her family in the area, while Manic set up a rival Alto grave site nearby. He then explored the catacombs...

And with that, Operation: Baja was a success. Two powerful figures had been guillotined... or smore'd, anyways.

 

[IronMan2055]

That was rather sadistically random. I approve.

 

[Tani Coyote]

That was rather sadistically random. I approve.

You might remember the issue where Shadow said he was going to kill Eggman, then Eggman said that heroes don't kill people... but Shadow rebuffed that he wasn't a hero, but an anti-hero. So he's not afraid to use morally-questionable means to achieve goals... even if he is a "law abiding" police officer.

...Funny enough, he did say he was going to snap Eggman in half like a twig and use him for kindling... seems he finally carried that threat out on two of the richest women in town.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Chapter Six: A Twist​

Spoiler :

Miles and Silver were spotted in a newly-combined room with a new bed for two... what Miles had failed to mention was that he had a romantic interest with another local female. But, homosexuals do tend to do well in drama, do they not? Muhahaha.

Shadow was quick to take notice, and replaced his and Sonic's individual rooms with a full combined room. For this endeavor, he created one upstairs. It was equipped with a deck to overlook the front of the house, and a double bed much greater than the ones enjoyed by the other pairs.

Manic soon departed for his early morning thefts... discovering that the Landgraabs no longer lived within their mansion. Likely having fled to greener pastures after Nancy's demise.

After stealing two cars, Manic investigated a new household that had been built. It seemed familiar for some reason, but he wasn't sure why...

Being similar to his brother, however, he disliked how all the grass on the property had been coated with sheets of metal...

 

[LightSpectra]

What the hell did I just read?

 

[Leonel]

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fanfic. Unless it was coupled with a game unrelated in subject matter.

 

[Tani Coyote]

What the hell did I just read?

Probably best not to know.

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fanfic. Unless it was coupled with a game unrelated in subject matter.

I've seen - and written - sicker things. Don't think too hard what those might be.

Well, I've succeeded in my goal of sufficient reactions. But soon, things will get all the more twisted...

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fanfic. Unless it was coupled with a game unrelated in subject matter.

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fans. But don't worry, their brain will pass it's 12 y'old mark ... eventualy.

I've seen - and written - sicker things. Don't think too hard what those might be.

Thank god furries porn is forbidden here.

 

[Leonel]

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fans. But don't worry, their brain will pass it's 12 y'old mark ... eventualy.

Well he could do worse. He could be Sonichu.

And yes he wears that 'medallion' in public. And there's an angry version on the other side of the medallion.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Nothing makes me want to vomit more than Sonic fans. But don't worry, their brain will pass it's 12 y'old mark ... eventualy.

Just because I like to stay in touch with my childhood and not become an old man... but, to each his own.

Thank god furries porn is forbidden here.

...Does this include that which is not explicitly porn? Such as fetish artwork, which is only "porn" to those with the fetish?

Well he could do worse. He could be Sonichu.

Personally, I consider JaSonic far worse. If you don't know who that is, good. You don't want to.

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Anyways, this is getting off topic. This is a thread for an AAR, and I ask those who do not like it to simply move on and go about business as usual.

Anyway, back on topic and away from the criticism, I'll have new updates around sometime(but not before Jan 4). Things will soon get a tad more interesting... and you will see why.

Spoiler :

 

[Leonel]

Personally, I consider JaSonic far worse. If you don't know who that is, good. You don't want to.

OH SWEET JESUS!

I'm sorry I ever chastised you! At least Sonichu doesn't ruin lives or show pictures of his 'crusted up' plushies...

 

[Arexander]

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