Mock the week

[kristopherb]

Over here (in england)there is Tv show "moch the week" and has a round (i forgot the name)and it stats which new questoin and the comedeins answer it.
eg
question "things you dont expect form comic relief?"

"keeping african warlords grinning since 1989"

and so on and so forth

each page has a new topic like "things you say to get in to power?" and so forth if you find your self starting a page make a question up. Each post must contian a mildly funny answer.

question 1.
"How not to negotiate with terrorist's."

 

[Catharsis]

kristopherb, I salute you.

"You know, you'd get a lot more publicity if you killed one of them first and then told us."

"Alright, but if you are going to blow something up, couldn't it at least be my ex-wife's house?"

"I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously with that funny headgear on."

 

[Swedishguy]

"Dude, knock it off, let our american citizens go. And tattoo me. I want a black meadow!"

 

[Technocactus]

I take it you're talking about the "Scenes We'd Like To See" round?

 

[Junglecutter]

I bet there's a place in the desert where I can ski... No? Then why are you wearing a ski mask?

 

[kristopherb]

"i'll gve you 2 camal for your women"

 

[LLXerxes]

"Why not let our soldiers go, and we'll have a nice pork dinner?"

 

[Abaddon]

Ah, well, you see, the thing is, things are terribly stressful at the moment, i mean, with Gordon breathing down my neck, and the back benchers calling for me head.. perhaps you could, not terrorise for a while?

 

[Truronian]

We'll agree to the hostage exchange, if you'll throw in your groovy red umbrella.

 

[Mise]

Pwitty pleeeeeeeeeeease? *puppydog eyes*

 

[Swedishguy]

"Let 'em go or I call the Mythbusters!"

 

[nonconformist]

So, who's this Allah dude?