more reasons that you've been playing too much

[TimBentley]

3468: You wonder why the whole world didn't declare war on the US when Hiroshima was nuked.

 

[choxorn]

3469: You know the answer to 3468: Germany had just signed peace treaty and had a weak military again, and England, France, China, Russia, and The Netherlands were still in a locked alliance. But why didn't India, the Ottomans, the Arabs, Spain, Portugal, and Korea didn't declare war.
3470: Then again, Korea split into N. and S. Korea and the US declared War on N. Korea, and the Arabs attacked later. It's still mysterious though.
3471: Then again, everyone hated Japan.
3472: You still keep worrying about this topic.

 

[Matto the Hun]

3473 - Your are sitting at work and wondering a) what tile you are working and b) how long you have to wait till you get assigned to more productive tile closer to home

 

[Mirc]

3474: You have been trying for 1 hour to think at a good reason to post here, and you feel you can't find anything good enough! (this has been happening to me today)

 

[kill fire]

3475: You're on a plane to China and you think, "why didn't Lincoln tell us we had an ROP with China?

 

[The 777 Hoax]

3476: You wonder how the heck the dang AI launches a spaceship in 1800 AD???

3477: You wonder what level the real world is at right now.

 

[kill fire]

3478:you visit your next door neighbor and ask "what can I trade for your house?"

 

[choxorn]

3479: (response to 3478) When he looks at you like you're crazy, you declare war.
3480: Your wife/parents are forcing you to go on a 3-day camping trip and you worry you won't be able to last that long without civ3.
3481: Then you realize all you half to do is sneak a laptop and play it when no one's looking...
3482: But you get caught and your wife/parents smash your civ3 disk.
3483: But you knew that would happen and brought five extra copies.
3484: Your wife/parents catch you again, and smash the civ3 disk and all its copies, uninstall civ3 from both the laptop and your computer at home, and lock you in your room so there's no way you can play civ3.
3485: You then suffer a nervous breakdown.
3486: You get the "won't read disc" bug after installing a patch and you :suicide: (Please, someone, anyone, find a solution to this f***ing problem!!!!!!! )

 

[azzaman333]

3487: You think the sky must be American, since its light blue.

 

[Bucephalus]

3487: I've just refused the Iroquois a right of passage because they broke the previous one................in the last game!!!

Time for a reality check.

 

[Matto the Hun]

3478:you visit your next door neighbor and ask "what can I trade for your house?"

3488: (a follow up to 3478) You empty your spice cabinet and wonder why your neighbor won't trade you their house for your spices.

 

[azzaman333]

3489: You know the names of the first 4 cities for all 31 civs, and some civs more. (guilty)

 

[choxorn]

3488: (a follow up to 3478) You empty your spice cabinet and wonder why your neighbor won't trade you their house for your spices.

3491 (3487 was twice): You then want to see if he'll trade you something else for the spices.
3492: You apply to all clues in which you suffer a nervous breakdown.
3493: Since Bush won't nuke Arabia, you decide to.

 

[kill fire]

3480: Your wife/parents are forcing you to go on a 3-day camping trip and you worry you won't be able to last that long without civ3.
3481: Then you realize all you half to do is sneak a laptop and play it when no one's looking...
3482: But you get caught and your wife/parents smash your civ3 disk.
3483: But you knew that would happen and brought five extra copies.
3484: Your wife/parents catch you again, and smash the civ3 disk and all its copies, uninstall civ3 from both the laptop and your computer at home, and lock you in your room so there's no way you can play civ3.
3485: You then suffer a nervous breakdown.

3494: you then jump out your window, sneak back in the house, and lock your
wife/parents in a closet. Then you buy another civ3 cd and install it.

 

[kill fire]

3495: you give up on getting your neighbors houseand ask your neighbor "will you give me you back yard for dyes?"

 

[choxorn]

3495: you give up on getting your neighbors houseand ask your neighbor "will you give me you back yard for dyes?"

3496: He says No way and you declare war, taking his house and backyard
3497: Then he calls the police, who arrest you for 5 turns
3498: whenever you try to remember something, your mind shifts to civ3.
3499: Bush finally listens to you, and agrees to use his nukes- but he nukes your town instead of Iraq!
3500: You (as a ghost) wonder why that killed you, because your hometowns population is only 3500.

 

[kill fire]

3496: He says No way and you declare war, taking his house and backyard
3497: Then he calls the police, who arrest you for 5 turns
3498: whenever you try to remember something, your mind shifts to civ3.
3499: Bush finally listens to you, and agrees to use his nukes- but he nukes your town instead of Iraq!
3500: You (as a ghost) wonder why that killed you, because your hometowns population is only 3500.

3501: You (as a ghost) take over bush and 7 turns later he melts and forms in the shape of your body.

3502:you are on a submarime tour and you are very close to the top of the water and you say "how can people see us when we have stealth?"

3503: you pull over because you thought you saw rubber on the side of the road

3504: your brother comes home from a war and you ask him "are you a veteren or an elite?"

3505: when you hear about pollution you worry someone will starve.

3506: you vist your neighbor and demand tribute.

3507: your parents/wife can get you to do anything by threating to break your
civ3 disk.
3508: because of this you make 10 copies of it.

3509: You wonder how your city defends itself, since there's not even a warrior guarding it.

 

[Matto the Hun]

3510: You visit a historical site where they have people dressed in period style-military or have battle reenactments; naturally you assume they are simply left over musketmen (or pikemen or spears, etc. - depending on your country) that never got upgraded.

3511: Irritated that your taxes are paying for inferior military and you write your congressman to demand something be done about it.

 

[azzaman333]

3512:- When watching a WWI video, you wonder why the French arent wearing bright pink, the Germans are wearing blue, the English arent wearing Orange, etc.

 

[Matto the Hun]

3513: Angry that your neighbor will not make any trades, you shout, "You're lucky we have an ROP, buster! But you better watch your back, because 20 turns fromnow you are goin' DOWN!!!!"

3514: You march home and start saving money so that 20 turns from then you can bribe your other neighbors, the Joneses, Lambinis, and the Turkletons, into an alliance against your evil neighbor the Smiths.

3515: You dog comes up to you, makes an angry face and says "The Joneses have betrayed our friends the Turkletons, and cannot be trusted. Deal with them caefully."

3516: You wonder what the heck your dog is talking about, but don't really care, you know the Joneses will take your bribe, even if they don't lift a finger to fight the evil Smiths, all that matters is that they are aligned with you and not the Smiths.