"Sweet Lord, that just sounds evil. I mean, I hate Mayonaise already (made by the same people who swore in court that smoking wasn't bad for you), so I fear the vegan alternative."
Honestly, I'm not down with mayonaise either, but the vegan alternative is delish I must say. I wouldn't have tried it unless someone made veg mac n cheese with it, and god i have never looked back.
"And I tend not to eat those fake meats, too, since I have no idea what chemicals are required to get soy to taste tasty."
Those things are too expensive, and they're not even that healthy. I tend to eat larger calorie meals because I skip meals out of laziness (being the only vegan in the family means I do all the cooking when it's not a vegan potluck which only happens once a week) so I try not to eat low calorie filler foods like those veggie slices.
And honestly....they haven't put any chemicals in those things to make them "tasty". Cos they still suck.