Music you're glad doesn't exist

[FearlessLeader2]

Ethyl Merman Sings!

Silver Eagle Records is proud to offer you this deceased diva's masterful renditions of modern rock. Sit back and tap your toes to these gems:

I Wanna #$%k You Like an Animal - Nine Inch Nails
Eneter Sandman -- Metallica
Basket Case -- Green Day
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) -- The Offspring

and many more!!

Act now and we'll include, for a nominal fee of just $5.95 S&H,

'E. M.' and Eminem, a retrospective in white rap. Hear this soulful duo of Mathers and Merman as they lay down monster cuts of some of Eminem's fan-faves. 43 gutter-mouthed tracks of ghetto goodness!

 

[amadeus]

Kaiser Wilhelm - My Love is Chemical

Roseanne Barr - Touch Me (I Want Your Body)

Anyone - Flashdance

 

[tonberry]

Cannibal Corpse : Ave Maria

 

[Darth_Pugwash]

Britney Spears - Master Of Puppets

 

[covok48]

Barbra Streisand: Proud to be an American

 

[The Last Conformist]

Britney Spears -- Sympathy for the Devil

 

[Drewcifer]

Originally posted by FearlessLeader2
Ethyl Merman Sings!

Silver Eagle Records is proud to offer you this deceased diva's masterful renditions of modern rock.

Just listen to anything by Guns and Roses and you will see that it has already happened.

Axl Rose is the reincarnation of Ethyl Merman; try to deny it.

 

[Hitro]

Joseph Stalin - "I think I'm paranoid"

50 Cent - "Horst Wessel Lied" (okay, that would probably be hilarious... )

Marlon Brando - "I am the walrus"

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Originally posted by Drewcifer
Just listen to anything by Guns and Roses and you will see that it has already happened.

Axl Rose is the reincarnation of Ethyl Merman; try to deny it.

Hmmm,

'sweeeet chiyylde of miyiyiyiyine...'

Huh, you MAY, ah say you MAY just have something there suh...

 

[The Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Hitro
50 Cent - "Horst Wessel Lied" (okay, that would probably be hilarious... )

Never thought 'bout it before, but that song-name is just so much better in an English context.

 

[Hitro]

Originally posted by The Last Conformist
Never thought 'bout it before, but that song-name is just so much better in an English context.

And now imagine it being rapped by 50 Cent.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I'm fortunately not familiar with 50 Cent, but rapping the Horst Wessel Lied ought to net you a one-way ticket to the Hague.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Deftones - Silent Night
(Actually, that would be interesting)

Frank Sinatra - Blow my whistle, b%tch

 

[CurtSibling]

George W Bush - Like a Rhinestone Cowboy!

 

[Ren]

I Am Woman - D12

 

[CurtSibling]

John Ashcroft - I'm too sexy for my shirt

 

[toh6wy]

50 Cent - Beethoven's 5th Symphony

I have no idea what this would sound like, but I *really* don't want to think about it.

 

[cgannon64]

Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes.

Oh wait....

Lil' John - Paranoid Android

(Kicking Screaming Gucci Little Piggie...YEAH!)

 

[Xeven the God]

T.A.T.U. - Eat the Rich

That would be funny... But sickening...

 

[Suppersalmon]

Britney Spears -- Bat out of hell