My Biggest Disappointment With Civ3 So Far...

[Afterburner]

...is that Modern Era Brennus of the Celts...

...doesn't have dark or mirrored aviator sunglasses to go with his pornstar mustache.

Instead, he looks like an off-duty yacht captain. Whoopee.

On the other hand, you gotta love Industrial Era Genghis Khan:

Looks like Mr. Hyde.

 

[Rohili]

Lol, Gengkhis Khan ranks as one of the ugliest leaders in Civ 3. Theodora is by far the best looking.

 

[The Fjonis]

Looks like good 'ol Gengis here should have taken better care of his teeth during all those years...

 

[tR1cKy]

Look at its face. Teeths are the last of its problems...

 

[Rohili]

Look at its face. Teeths are the last of its problems...

You're right to call him "it".

 

[tR1cKy]

You're right to call him "it".

Is it human?!?
Oh, my god...

 

[Afterburner]

Dig the picture of Hernan Cortes on the dartboard behind Montezuma in the Modern Era Aztecs pic:

 

[Communisto]

i think we should give brennus a flashy nickname for his newfound profession like brenda-he-does

 

[Rohili]

Dig the picture of Hernan Cortes on the dartboard behind Montezuma in the Modern Era Aztecs pic:

Oooh, s/he looks like some CEO of a company.

 

[Nobody]

Oooh, she looks like some CEO of a company

Dude, thats a Dude

 

[hievery]

Lol

And why the hell is cleopatra so freakin' ugly? Historians say she was a hottie.
And you gotta love Abe Lincoln's red middle ages hat, lol.

 

[New World Order]

Brennus looks like a liberal arts professor in that picture. Cleopatra may not have been as 'hot' as we suspect, but she was a very powerful bedfellow; if you know what I mean.

Catherine the great wasn't too hot.

 

[budweiser]

Brennus looks like Freddie Mercury from Queen.

 

[777]

Oh God I hate these new diplomatic windows, I really lost all the respect to Civ diplomatics when I saw these amusing clowns.

 

[Rohili]

Oh God I hate these new diplomatic windows, I really lost all the respect to Civ diplomatics when I saw these amusing clowns.

I happen to adore them. The clownliness is what makes the game so amusing.

 

[hievery]

If you actually read what they say, it's quite funny. "It's been a good war while it lasted" doesn't excactly sound "furious"

 

[jst666]

Well, the sunglasses-Brennus is a bit goofy as well...

 

[jst666]

Now this might not be the best of work, but Brennus most certainly should not use gillette...

 

[jst666]

Or perhaps Mr. Khan should get his piece of Brennus...

 

[Afterburner]

Well, the sunglasses-Brennus is a bit goofy as well...

Hah! Awesome!