My last joke...

[GenghisK]

Since I won't be here for long (just a chess game with Stellar to finish up and I'm gone) I'm giving you a little funny(?) joke so I won't be hated when I'll be gone

. Please before reading it, remember it's only a *joke*. I say that just in case...

If the following poll was submitted to the whole world, it would be a total failure:
"Please, give me the opinion you have concerning the food shortage in the rest of the world"

Why? Simple:
_ People in Africa don't know what "food" means
_ People in Europe don't know what "shortage" means
_ People in South America ignore what "please" mean
_People in Easter Europe ignore what "having an opinion" mean
... And People in USA ignore what "rest of the world" mean

All right, no offense, just kidding eh?

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Genghis K.

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

hehe, someone posted that already.

A guy asks a Chinese, Iraqi, Russian, and American a question: "Excuse me, what's your oppinion on food shortage?"

American: what's a shortage?
Russian: what's food?
Chinese: What's an oppinion?
Iraqi: What's excuse me?

 

[Håkon]

Originally posted by vladmir_illych_lenin:
hehe, someone posted that already.

A guy asks a Chinese, Iraqi, Russian, and American a question: "Excuse me, what's your oppinion on food shortage?"

American: what's a shortage?
Russian: what's food?
Chinese: What's an oppinion?
Iraqi: What's excuse me?

Wasn't it originally Israeli, or are my memory failing? I think it was PinkyGen posting MultiEthnic Joke to offend everyone or something like it.

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forever!!

 

[scorch]

who cares if you offend? thats wat jokes are for

 

[Warlord56]

this one's funnier though.

 

[TheDS]

A Texan, a Cuban, and a New Yorker go to a restaurant and place an order. A few moments later, the waitress returns and says "Excuse me, but due to a shortage, we're out of beef."

Texan: What's a Shortage?

Cuban: What's beef?

New Yorker: Eh, what's excuse me, uh?


A New York poem.

Twinkle twinkle little stah,
How I wondahs what you is.
Up above da woild so high,
Like a diamond in de air.
Twinkle twinkle little stah,
Eh you! Listen up right now or I'll *****......

 

[BCLG100]

that was good but please dont go your one of the few really good joke posters genghis

 

[Padma]

bclg: look at the date of Genghis' original post, TheDS pulled it up from the depths of a year and a half ago.

TheDS: Please don't do that!

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by scorch
who cares if you offend? thats wat jokes are for

That is my private opinion, but managment here has a somewhat different policy. Adaptability is an essential ingredient of fuctionality.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by TheDS
New Yorker: Eh, what's excuse me, uh?

On that vein, one of the biggest laughs I ever got was reading a translation of a Michelen travel guide for Frenchman going to NYC telling them that they would be amazed at how friednly and helpful the New Yorkers were. (obviously in comparison to what they were used to at home.)

 

[Portuguese]

That is a very famous joke in AIESEC...

 

[BCLG100]

oh phew but whqt the hell was the point on pulling this joke back up to post one joke in it?

 

[philippe]

to attract attention and to get his postcount higher...

 

[TheDS]

Yeah, sure, this from a man that craps all over joke threads with inane babble that comes dangerously close to getting him perm-banned. It was on the second page of the forum. How was I supposed to know it was so old? I thought this place got enough activity that I was feeling guilty for not looking on the third and fourth pages!

And so what if I dig up an old post. If I got something to say on the subject, maybe some one else does too. You guys did. So Nya!

Don't make me make idle threats. You know I'll do it.

My visit to NYC was actually quite nice. No one was rude to us at all, and we weren't ever wearing our uniforms, which generally get them to really bend over for us. Me and my buddy went to the WTC to go up to the observation deck, and it had just closed, and the guy in charge of it gave us a card that let us get up there for free the next day! That's normally like $10 a pop, just for a trip to the 106th floor, and it was kinda foggy, so we didn't get to see much. Some days they'd let you go on the roof, but the weather was bad enough that they didn't let us.

Another time, I needed directions, and a guy on the street gave us real good directions to exactly where we wanted to go.

Only thing bad I can say is that Manhattan is expensive and there are no public restrooms. Take a bottle with you, first to drink from, then to pee in. NY shirts were dirt cheap too, but that was about the only thing you could get for under $3. Picked a good restaurant in Chinatown. Had a good time there that weekend we pulled in.

Like any place else, I bet it's just a few loudmouthed idiots that speak loudest for NYC's rep. Streets were cramped too, even worse than Chicago.

The people of Staten Island were the best. Invited us into their homes, got a star for us to meet, showed us a good time.

 

[BCLG100]

yes but that is what the jokes thread is for