newb chess

[philippe]

uehm i want to chess for the first time on the internet.
i am not in a chess club but i played chess with my mom and i always win.
so what do i want?
i want to play chess with somebody who wants to take the time to be easy on me and not crushing me in 30 moves.
i really want do do it.
trluy waiting for a newb chess.
yours truly.Philippe

 

[AVN]

I can play against you, if you want, but if I can win within 30 moves I will do that.
You can start with the white pieces.

Have a good game.

 

[philippe]

1.d4

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5

Philippe, I think the title of this thread should be "Philippe vs AVN" or "Belgium vs The Netherlands". What do you think ?

 

[philippe]

1.d4 d5
2.e4
and oh yeh im a really newb so if it looked like my first challenge i am going down...

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4

 

[philippe]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4
ah i think im gonna be screwed;-)

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant

 

[philippe]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4
im really screwed now

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4 Bg4

 

[philippe]

.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4 Bg4
5.b4

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4 Bg4
5.b4 f2+

 

[philippe]

what do you mean with x?x is nowhere on my chessboard

 

[AVN]

Philippe,
+ means, your king is in check. I can take your king on the next move. So you have to defend against that. So in fact I warned you with the + sign.

 

[philippe]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4 Bg4
5.b4 f2+
6.f3

 

[AVN]

1.d4 d5
2.e4 dxe4
3.f4 exf3 en passant
4.a4 Bg4
5.b4 f2+
6.f3 <------- Sorry Philippe, but that move is illegal.
Your king is checked and you have to solve that problem first.
Furthermore you don't have a pawn which can move to f3.

 

[philippe]

aaarrrgghhh i need a chessboard with me....