Ouchgeddon
Spectre General
I was called Stabiliser during my neighbourhood soccer time. One guy said that I should "Stabilise yourself first!" because of my play style as defender, which was to try to intercept strikers at high speed, and immediately change direction if I missed so I could continue the chase. It was pretty hard on the grass, and after too much turning (actually more like kicking off in a new direction) my lower legs too, studs were definitely needed for grip.