Ninjas vs. Pirates

[CCRunner]

I agree that a pirate would beat a ninja in a fair fight

Ninjas don't fight fair

Ninjas > Pirates

 

[Annex]

And Pirates do?

Ninjas are just wusses who can only win if they sneak up and stab you in the back

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Ninjas are masters of a physical art and mental discipline; pirates are just a bunch of criminals out to steal as much as they can get away with. They get points for being swashbuckling, ingenuous badarses, but ninjas go for quality, not quantity.

 

[alcal]

Umm... Ninjas and samurai both have katanas...

Everyone can have a katana, even I, but only samurai are the true masters.

 

[GinandTonic]

Pirates get to rip more bodices and more grog. They get to buckle more swashes too, but I can take that or leave it TBH.

 

[clockworkspider]

This thread convinced me...

Ninjas > Pirates

 

[Mulholland]

I'm pretty surprised no one has posted this video yet. It will definatley give some insight into the ninja pirate rivalry.

 

[hossam]

I'm pretty surprised no one has posted this video yet. It will definatley give some insight into the ninja pirate rivalry.

that made me LOL

good find

 

[Onionsoilder]

Everyone can have a katana, even I, but only samurai are the true masters.

I don't even know what to say...

 

[Archbob]

Then you mean "Pirates are Anarchists", right? The statement is not just being biased, I hope.

Oh well, at least this admits it.

Pirates have guns.

This kind of thread is better than just some hack thread. Wait what?

Ninjas are invulnerable to all dishonorable weapons.

 

[dannyshenanigan]

Pirates have a tremendous advantage at sea, whereas Ninjas have the advantage on land. Ninjas are able to blend in with their surroundings and society; while their Pirate adversaries have trouble blending in with land life. Pirates are almost always rapists and rape is considered rude if not highly frowned upon on land.

 

[alcal]

I don't even know what to say...

It doesn't surprise me...

 

[kill fire]

(non-Asian) American ninjas aren't accepted as ninjas by other ninjas, Asian pirates, of course, exist because pirates don't discriminate.

I dont think that's fair. For one, pirates do sure as hell discriminate! At least some of them do. You cant really say every pirate and every ninja is the same.

 

[kill fire]

Ninjas are invulnerable to all dishonorable weapons.

Ninjas arent the honor guys. Thats samurai. But still you only get one shot with one of those old pistols and ninjas can chuck shuriken at you until the run out. Another advantage of shuriken is that they can be used more than one time. A bullet is only good for one shot.

 

[choxorn]

Nah, it's hard to pull the shuriken out of a dead dude's body and get all the blood/other misc. crap now stuck on it.

Still, Ninja can carry a lot more shurikens than a pirate can carry bullets.

 

[aronnax]

Nah, it's hard to pull the shuriken out of a dead dude's body and get all the blood/other misc. crap now stuck on it.

Still, Ninja can carry a lot more shurikens than a pirate can carry bullets.

Its not they can do or carry, its the coolnest factor.

And since Ninjas have been now associated with the song "Everybody Loves Kung-Fu Fighting" and Pirates with the "Jack Sparrow", Pirates win.

 

[lovett]

Pirates have a tremendous advantage at sea, whereas Ninjas have the advantage on land. Ninjas are able to blend in with their surroundings and society; while their Pirate adversaries have trouble blending in with land life. Pirates are almost always rapists and rape is considered rude if not highly frowned upon on land.

The Earth is 70% water.

Pirates win

 

[alcal]

The Earth is 70% water.

Pirates win

Yeah but the most important things are on the land, so ninjas win.

 

[Pokurcz]

Ninjas!

http://drmcninja.com/archive.html

 

[choxorn]

And since Ninjas have been now associated with the song "Everybody Loves Kung-Fu Fighting" and Pirates with the "Jack Sparrow", Pirates win.

We Ninja take it as an insult that you'd associate the Awesome Japanese Ninja with the sucky Chinese Kung-Fu. Also, We think Jack Sparrow is an idiot.