Not-So-Useful units, buildings, GPs and wonders

[sydhe]

Dr. Moreau's lab. All your animal based resources are turned into population and can't be eaten. Made obsolete by Genetics when you can turn people into Soylent Green,

 

[Jumbled]

Civic: Modern Communism
Adds a propaganda slider. Functions exactly like Free Market, but requires the propaganda slider be run at a minimum of 20% to convince the population the system is still communist.

 

[Dumanios]

Titanic
Will carry 25 of your units,sail to an area with ice and disband itself.

 

[Bushface]

Titanic
Will carry 25 of your units,sail to an area with ice and disband itself.

But 80 years later you get +1 in all cities if you have Hollywood.
Also Hindenburg (German UU, replaces Airship but also requires Radio). Carries 20 civilian units; 90% chance of destruction if passes within 1 tile of any Broadcast Tower.

 

[Junuxx]

Sid Cigars, Not-so useful Corporation, requires Great Merchant
+4
Hospitals have no effect

Anticonception, semi-useful tech
+2
All population growth is halted and Settlers are obsoleted.
+2 in all cities
+4 in every city with state religion

Antiheroic postmodern epic, National wonder, can be made by Great Artist, requires Mass Media
+200% war weariness
-50% in all cities
+100% in every city that is already Legendary
+5 relations with Gandhi

 

[Dragonxander PR]

World Trade Center

+4 Culture
+50% Gold

How about if instead of 50% extra gold it adds +4 Trade Routes?

 

[ICNP]

Whopper-Not so useful Great Wonder
500
+10% Science
+10% Production
1% chance each turn of launching all your nukes at random cities (not your own)

The only winning move is not to build it.

 

[Junuxx]

World of Warcraft, Not so useful wonder
600
Available after the Internet has been completed
+100% against animals for all units
a random less advanced civ gets a free Gold resource
Obsoletes Universities

 

[Junuxx]

Indiana Jones, not so useful American UU, replaces scout but requires Mass Media
Can only build 1
1 , 2
+1000% against German and Russian units
invulnerable to nukes (requires Refrigeration)
guaranteed to find heaps of gold and nazis when entering city ruins
is captured on defeat but will escape 2 turns later

 

[Dumanios]

Shoop da Woop
20 Strength
200% Strength in city with the Internet
In combat,destroys everything 3 tiles in front of him

Spoiler :

\___________________
Imma firin' mah lazor!
___________________
/

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

White House:
-100 attitude from all leaders

 

[Phrossack]

Fredrick Barbarossa:

-Great General
-Appears if AP votes in favor of declaring war with a "heathen"
-Dies if attempt made to cross river; army he leads disbands

 

[Kark]

The Spruce Goose (Not-So-Useful Unique Unit for the Americans)
Air unit, cost 200, cargo space 6, strength 0, movement 0.
Wikipedia

 

[Asprilla]

The Spruce Goose (Not-So-Useful Unique Unit for the Americans)
Air unit, cost 200, cargo space 6, strength 0, movement 0.
Wikipedia

it is funny because it's true

 

[Asprilla]

The Red-light District (The not-so-useful National wonder)

No techs required
+2 (+2 with state religion present)
+5
Reduces war-weariness 25%

 

[civverguy]

McDonald's (world wonder)
available with refrigeration
+1 in all cities
+2 in all cities

 

[Bushface]

The Internet (World project)
Cost 2000, requires Computers.
Gives you any techs you bypassed as being unnecessary, provided that at least 2 other known civs did not bypass them.
Ought also to mean that these other civs also have computers, and give them knowledge of all your techs.

 

[Lynxx]

The Red-light District (The not-so-useful National wonder)

No techs required
+2 (+2 with state religion present)
+5 (reduced to +1 with plastics)
Reduces war-weariness 25%

Corrected....

 

[thekaje]

Junuxx rules at this. I was gonna make smarmy comments, but he redeemed the thread.

 

[thekaje]

McDonald's (world wonder)
available with refrigeration
+1 in all cities
+2 in all cities