Not-So-Useful units, buildings, GPs and wonders

[qnl]

Marie Antoinette (not-so-useful unit)

National Unit (can only be built once)
Available with to player who builds Versailles and is running Monarchy
0 , 0
Does not move from city with Versailles; disappears when constitution is discovered and triggers automatic switch from Hereditary Rule to Representation, upon which its effects are:
+2 , -15% for two turns,
2 turns anarchy
+3 in each city for five turns

 

[Rosebud]

The Smallville meteorite (Not-so-useful event)
Triggered by : Mass Media
Requires : Farmed Corn
Destroys everything on the tile it falls on (yes, including your capital) and converts the terrain to desert
Reveals Kryptonite
1 free Superman unit in your capital
1 free Lois Lane unit in your capital
1 free Lex Luthor Great Person in your worst enemy's capital

Superman (Not-so-useful unit)
99
99
Can enter Lake, Coast, Ocean
Immune to nukes
Cannot enter tiles with Kryptonite ressource on them
Can destroy Luthorcorp branches in cities but 30% chances of being trapped in city instead due to random stocks of Kryptonite
Can free Lois Lane unit if trapped in city

Lex Luthor (Not-so-useful Great Person)
Can build the not-so-useful Luthorcorp Corporation :
+50% (dodgy research)
+3 (toxic waste)
+20% with Paper (comic books)
Provides Kryptonite ressource to city
20% chances each turn of spawning a Mutant Supervillain unit due to experiments with kryptonite gone horribly wrong
30% chances of trapping Superman and Lois Lane units, making them unable to leave city

Lois Lane (Not-so-useful unit)
0
1
Can free Superman unit if trapped in city
Can be captured by Mutant Supervillain unit
30% chances of being trapped in city while investigating local Luthorcorp branch

Mutant Supervillain (Not-so-useful unit)
: random (range 50-100)
: random (range 50-100)
Barbarian unit : destroys every city he can get his hands on (erm, provided he has hands)
+50% against Superman
Can capture Lois Lane unit

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

Creationism
Not-so-useful Civic
Requires Theology
-10 in all cities
-50% in all cities
+10 in all cities with per Scientist or a Science-related building in them.
+10 , +200% with State Religion
+10 in cities with the "Creation Science Museum" in them.
-50% points in cities that have a Great Scientist or an Academy in them.

 

[halfdeaf]

The Icelandic Banker
Not-so-useful Great Person

Can be used to start a super golden age, producing +5 in each city and +5 in each workable plot.

But when it ends will turn to and your civ will run an a -10per/turn for each population point for the next 30 turns.



The Icelandic Central Bank.
not-so-useful national wonder

Costs 50per/turn

Generates 5points towwards the icelandic banker

 

[Kark]

Creationism Not-so-useful Civic
+10 in cities with the "Creation Science Museum" in them.

That means we need:
Creation Science Museum (Not-so-useful National Wonder)
(make a net search to get more info.)

 

[Dumanios]

Australia
Led by Curtin(Pro and Ind)
UB:Barby-Q(Replaces Granary,May burn a non-wonder building.)
UU:Crocodile Hunter(Replaces Explorer,+100% vs. Animals,+100% vs. Crocodiles and Alligators, and -1000% vs. Stingrays)

 

[Kanzera]

Robert Mugabe (not-so-useful leader)

Agg, Agg
Favorite civic: Police State
Automatic -5 diplo points with England
-3 diplo points with all white leaders (except Stalin)
-5 Gold every turn, decreasing by 1 every ten turns
Civilization will not revolt if gold reserves are in the negatives
+3 in all cities
Can use your soldiers to make citizens "disappear" for less for 5 turns, but you get -10 gold per turn by doing so and +1 after 5 turns

Australia
Led by Curtin(Pro and Ind)
UB:Barby-Q(Replaces Granary,May burn a non-wonder building.)
UU:Crocodile Hunter(Replaces Explorer,+100% vs. Animals,+100% vs. Crocodiles and Alligators, and -1000% vs. Stingrays)

Hey! 'Straylians are cool!

 

[sydhe]

Mutant livestock (not so useful unit)

25% possibility of creating when cows, pigs, etc, are in city fat cross at the time of a nuclear plant meltdown or nuclear attack. 1% probability pet turn if cows, pigs, etc. are next to uranium, or if genetics has been discovered.

Monster has 100 hit points, shambles one space per turn, and heads immediately to nearest holy city of host civilization. If no holy city in civilization, will go to nearest holy city of neighboring civilization. Can traverse water tiles. Upon arrival will destroy one building per turn, starting with holy shrine, cathedral, temple, monastery and then working through whichever is most valuable. Will then head for next holy city. Once out of holy cities, will head for city with highest culture.

When attacked by nuclear weapon spawns second monster with same characteristics which shambles to nearest appropriate city the first monster is not set upon.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

Creationism (not-so-useful civic)

Nullifies all research. In fact, it reduces your existing knowledge by 10 % each turn. Regularly, the game will announce: "You have lost the technology of rifling! You have lost the technology of chemistry!" and so on.
Generates up to 5 per city, but always also generates a commensurate number of
- 50%
Special (and frequent) random event: each turn there is a 10 % chance that a religious nut will blow up a building, specially targeting hospitals and courts
Makes other civs very unwilling to have anything to do with you because you give them the creeps

 

[Kanzera]

Creationism (not-so-useful civic)

Nullifies all research. In fact, it reduces your existing knowledge by 10 % each turn. Regularly, the game will announce: "You have lost the technology of rifling! You have lost the technology of chemistry!" and so on.
Generates up to 5 per city, but always also generates a commensurate number of
- 50%
Special (and frequent) random event: each turn there is a 10 % chance that a religious nut will blow up a building, specially targeting hospitals and courts
Makes other civs very unwilling to have anything to do with you because you give them the creeps

That one was already done.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

That one was already done.

Oops! Sorry.

 

[Pangur Bán]

The Final Solution: A wonder that eliminates all non-state nationalities, gives a minor science boost, but incurs -5 diplo effect with all other players. The diplo loss can be eliminated though by ceding three cities to Stalin, and by allowing Roosevelt to establish his corporations in your civ.

 

[RaidforBBQ]

The Great White Fleet (Not so useful random event)

16 free battleships
+1 relations with every civ
one turn golden age
A rival civilzation gets a free battleship with combat 5 promotion to celebrate the obsolescence of your new battleships

 

[Grey Fox]

Modern Bureaucracy (Not so useful civic)
-25% in every city
-25% in every city
+2 in every city
Game slows down to a crawl because of all the forms that needs to be processed.

 

[Chiyochan]

Free Speech will be disabled until you get the Obama G.P.

thats laughable, the guy wants to institute separate but equal laws for gay people,
irony much,

Creationism
Not-so-useful Civic
Requires Theology
-10 in all cities
-50% in all cities
+10 in all cities with per Scientist or a Science-related building in them.
+10 , +200% with State Religion
+10 in cities with the "Creation Science Museum" in them.
-50% points in cities that have a Great Scientist or an Academy in them.

building science should also be totally disabled,

No .. not mindless ... read the billocrat

and I'm sure global warming is a myth too right?

 

[SheaD]

Feitoria

• 180
• Needs Economics
• Unique building for Portugal; Replaces Customs House
• Can only be built in a coastal city
• +100% commerce from intercontinental foreign trade routes
• +1 commerce on water tiles
• Ugly design makes Portuguese players / / / / ( atleast one of this and not necessarily by this order )

Oh wait....

What on earth...why are you so obsessed with this?

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris
5
1
Requires Composites
X2000% in city with the Internet.

 

[nbcman]

What on earth...why are you so obsessed with this?

Because he is Portuguese and has stated that the Feitoria is not appropriate to be the UB for Portugal.

 

[Kanzera]

thats laughable, the guy wants to institute separate but equal laws for gay people,
irony much,


building science should also be totally disabled,

and I'm sure global warming is a myth too right?

Are you trying to start a flame war?

 

[ngraner42]

Chuck Norris (Not so useful Great General)

When Chuck is spawned in a city, the city breaks away and forms its own Civilization, Chuckland, with leader Chuck Norris. All other Civilizations immediately Capitulate to Chuckland, giving Chuck a Domination victory.