NOTW XL: Return of the Baron (Game Thread)
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Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Seon has failed to even acknowledge my totally correct accusation of him this early, which leads me to believe my absolutely correct accusation is even more totally, absolutely, and authoritatively correct than usual.
I demand his head, so I can use it as an anvil.
I demand his head, so I can use it as an anvil.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Oh why hello thar. I didn't notice you thar because you posted at the end of my page. But oh noes. It seems as if you have got my scummy self pinned. Therefore, I am forced to do what all scum do when he is pinned by ATPG's absolutely correct accusation, ie: say OH MY GOD YOU SUCK ATPG!!!
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
That's better. I like my victims to squirm a little and act scummy so when I am proven correct I can go "d-uhhhh, look how scummy he was".
By the way I am totally killing you tonight. And if I don't, someone else will, to frame me.
TheForestAuro
Whisper in the Trees
classical_hero
In whom I trust
ATPG is normally scum, so it does make a good vote.
Well, you're just mad cause I wouldn't teach Phys Ed at your school the other day!
Anyway, Nictel should be put out of his misery. My brain don't know of any other way to do this except for public execution.
Can the Innkeeper do be responsible for executions by the way? The way he killed that lass earlier was so entertaining.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Actually, I'm on the list of most often townie and my percentage of scummery is low.
So, where are you getting this falsehood from? If it's a theory you came up with personally to try to get me lynched, my dead finger will point at you and my soul will not rest until your corpse has more worms in it than mine.
http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...sited)&p=2053202869&viewfull=1#post2053202869
And, I've been townie here rather a lot as well. Oh, my fingers of death are trembling with anticipation. I smell the foul stench of falsehood.
Also:
Your percentage of being mafia is higher than me. OMGUS at statistics.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
That has to be one of the highest ratios out there. I also have a 50% winning ratio when I am mafia, so that is very good.
I also have a 50% winning ratio when I am mafia, so that is very good.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
That has to be one of the highest ratios out there.
Diamondeye is still beating you. That's why I'm going to vote for him as well, next game he's in. Sadly, I have but one vote to give to my country, and so many of you need to die in the worst way. But I promise you, if you line up and wait patiently, I'll see to it you get your turn.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
I am 3rd on that list. I remember how I was mafia in two games at the same time over there.
I remember how I was mafia in two games at the same time over there.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Look at my record. By Pizza's law of inexplicably reversed townie polarity, if you're voting for me right now, I am innocent, and you're also likely guilty. If you are not voting for me and it's getting close to the end of the game, I am mafia and have fooled you again. So, which way would you prefer to fail this time? I see you have selected A, meaning you're probable scum and now wish to be killed by my very townie finger of doom. Very popular choice, I must say. Exquisite taste, sir.
In all seriousness Seon has to die.
BananaLee
Fruity Penguin
On what grounds?
The Adept stares at the Acrobat, then at the Blacksmith, then back at the Acrobat again.
While I recognise most of the words you use, I cannot seem to divine their meaning. It sounds almost as if you're saying you've known one another in previous lives, or some such metaphysical mumbo-jumbo...
While I recognise most of the words you use, I cannot seem to divine their meaning. It sounds almost as if you're saying you've known one another in previous lives, or some such metaphysical mumbo-jumbo...
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
It will demonstrate the size of your diamonds. It's a proven formula. It works.
He's also dead sexy, drop-dead gorgeous, and in a word, DEAD!!!
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
The blacksmith says, the smith, the smith
The blacksmith says
I know my role, but I can't shut my mouth.
The Blacksmith layin' the smack down, Jabroni, all over Seon's candy hindquarters.
I take my hammer and I bring it down on his guilty head.
Now, you can either live forever, or you can die a winner. I choose die, while winning. It seems clear I won't be surviving this, and that's why I have chosen to be awesome while I still live.
Hammer and anvil FTW
Zack
99% hot gas
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Indeed.
Kill: Askthepizzaguy.
There, I think that resolves this issue permanantly.
