Odd/Weird/Funny Dreams

[aimeeandbeatles]

You post your funny dreams here. They don't have to be funny to other people, as long as they're funny to you.

The other night I dreamed I found some Wilburys videos. And I was watching it. George Harrison had the camera, and Tom Petty was jumping on the bed. Then out of nowhere, Jeff Lynne pops up in front of the camera making faces. It was hilarious!

I also had a strange dream a while ago that this evil cat on two legs, wearing a dress, was chasing me down the street. Then Benmont Tench, keyboardist of Tom Petty's Heartbreakers, saved me.

 

[zxcvbnm]

Once I dreamt that I was in a huge cavern. (if you have played Exile/Avernum you know what I'm talking about)

There were some strange people, they were five feet tall and at least as wide, and they were hairier than a yak.

I was in a building that looked like a modern house with four flats on two floors, except that it was made of red brick like 1700-1800's factories. A road went around it, as it was on a hillside, so that on one side it was at the basement level and on the other at ground floor level. I was hiding from them in the insides which looked a bit like a theatre, but without a stage and chairs.

The creatures were after me. I don't know why, but they were after me.

Then they came in, from the lower door (I was on the second floor but because half of the building was one high hall I could see them) and ran towards me, their short but nasty spears gleaming in the dim lights.

I had only one way out, from the upper door, and to the roof. I managed to get them lost for a while.

But it wasn't over. When I descended from the roof I noticed that the building had disappeared, and there were some other humans too...

 

[zxcvbnm]

... We were in a bit smaller cavern now, with dark brownish grey rock walls leaning upon us. There was a small stream flowing through it, and a hill upon which we were standing. I didn't know them, but we all shared one thing: we had to get away.

We tried to run but it was of no use, as the creatures surrounded us. There were at least a thousand of them, hungry for human flesh. We fought, and after some minutes of battling they offered peace for a strange reason. We gladly accepted it, as it seemed that we didn't have any other choice.

It didn't help us much. We were offered some dried meat, which we, just after eating, understood to be human.

I managed to escape, I don't know what happened to the others. But the creatures kept finding me wherever I went.

Finally I found why: they had a huge horn- or gramophone-like machine in a cavity which they used to pick up any noises and hunt them down.

I tried to sabotage it but it didn't help, they had found me.

There was no hope, until I found a ladder in the wall, leading upwards. A bit of climbing and I found myself in a cave, from where wide stairs led out, to the surface and freedom.

But it wasn't what I had expected. I emerged in London, which was built of black and grey rock, and some glass, and looked a bit cubist.

 

[Swedishguy]

I dreamt that I was in a P.E. Hall. The floor was covered in ice. A fat girl slipped on the ice and, which would be physically impossible, slid over the floor and smashed in the wall. Then the ice disappeared and I ran on the floor, in circuits. Just before I woke up I was running on the walls.

 

[puglover]

I dreamt the professor in my comp class (which I was nervous about going to the next day) started singing Jimi Hendrix's "All Along the Watchtower" instead of handing out our papers.

 

[Love]

My weirdest dream involved a mod as my german teacher. I wont say anymore

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I tripped over the stairs, then woke up before hitting the ground. Happened a few times.

 

[StarWorms]

I dreamt I went into a crappy supermarket called American something. Everything they had were cheap rip offs of brands. I found my regular cereal but they had gone past their dates. Most went off in 1994, and one went off in 1982. Then I figured it might be legal to still sell them as they were Best Before dates, rather than Use By.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

There was some sort of carnival going on at the local mall, and my mom gave me some money to go into a ride at the parking lot. But instead, I went inside the mall to some flea market and all I saw were songbooks. I bought some. Then my friend, who somehow turned into a dog, ran by. I went into a store, grabbed some dog treats to lure her back. Then I woke up.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

i had a dream i was in a stolen car with three of my friends. (i wasn't driving, someone else was, and we are all underage (have learner's permit, but no license)) so, naturally, we got pulled over. the cop told the girl that was driving that we could keep the car as long as i was the one driving.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I had a dream, where I was flying, and I was holding two jet engines, one in each hand.

 

[Swedishguy]

I dreamt I was an American. My life sucked. When I woke up, I thought: "Thank Knubb that wasn't true".

 

[Stolen Rutters]

I dreamt I was making some moves on this young woman and only getting a make-out session. Then this other lady friend of mine came to me and told me to be nice to her. I'm being too forward. I acknowledged the truth in that statement by saying, of all things, "There is truth in that statement." (Considering I haven't remembered a dream in months, I guess it would have to be weird.)

 

[Swedishguy]

Me and my bro was shopping at a supermarket. For some reason there was some sort of computer room, and I wanted to try it out. There was a lot of people also wanting to try ot out, so I got bored and wanted to get back. But when the time was maybe 1 in the night!

 

[Nuka-sama]

I was once a kitty

 

[flyingchicken]

I dreamt that I was chased by martians through a montage of various Philippine provinces before I barricaded myself in a nondescript concrete building, picked up one of the martian guns, and started zapping the aliens like crazy.

I was eight.

 

[HaJiMa]

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[Swedishguy]

I dreamt that the person who knew most about bacteriae on Earth was also very good at Basketball. He teached me how to play it.

 

[cc10]

My dream would pretty much only make sense if you watch the show Doctor Who, but here it is anyway: I was standing in a giant field tied by the waist to the doctor and we started to grow really giant and river song was standing next to us pointing a gun at me.

 

[Dumanios]

I dreamed that I was female and almost under arrest for riding my bike unless I got some MacGuffin from India. Somehow I did that, and then I fought Emperor Palpatine.