A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are drinking coffee. They see 2 people go into the house across the street. A while later, 3 people come out.
The physicist says, "That's odd. Our first count must have been innacurate!"
The bioglogist says, "No. They must have reproduced!"
The mathematician says, "Now, if exactly 1 person goes into the house, the house will be empty."
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are drinking coffee. Suddenly, a genie appears. He says, "Say anything. If you lie, you will disappear into this lamp. If you tell the truth, then you will get a reward."
The brunette says, "People think I am pretty." She gets sucked in.
The redhead says, "I think I am well-off." She gets sucked in as well.
The blonde says, "I think-- " She gets sucked in.
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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch."
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Five people walk into a bar. The sixth one ducks.
LMAO 
That's just awesome Mathilda!
