Tyrions Orc Onslaught
Part 4
War, Peace and Preperations.
After we ad fumped de oomens (Humans) good and ad got sum cash off em for peece, we moved our Tough as nails boyz to Gragath to prepare to fump de skinny little dings called elves. We realised dat to e able to hit dem ard so dey did not get up again we would need fast moving men and good defense. So we started tying Gobbos to Wolves and seeing wat appened. Sum of de Gobbos got stuck reel good and became a food product while oders managed to do something called ride. De fully ardest Boys Bob and Ben were leading de force dat was to strike de elv dings ard. Our Big Boss was eager to start so we went right In and started cracking eads. Anoder orc of remark was Blacky a orc who ad risen from de lowly rank of Snoty and ad become a fully ard Black Orc.
In 1280 we started cracking Skullz. Bob Decided to move to Athel Elarien and so he did. Sum Elves got in da way but dey got fumped.
After much fumping our ard army made it to Farediil. Many new celebrities ad emerged from de fighting Stika a Gobbo Spearman on de Northern Front and Bill anoder of dose weird Black Orcs. Ben led de assault and did sum serious fumping. We took de city and prepared to move forward. Da fumping went on as we made our way to de city of Athel Illien. Bill died in an attck against de city but we were making progress. After killing many elves dey were willing to make peece. We decided not too as de bulk of de enemy was dead. De enemy riders may ave been fast but dey was dead stoopid as stoopid as
.as a really stoopid ding. After being badly urt dey came back for more, so we gave em it and more. In de end we settled for peace so we could rebuild and amass a massive army of Chariots to teach em about speed.
We ave begun moving de men into positions and ave been rebuilding de road to da wolves dat was broken during de war. Soon de Elves will learn to fear us
.again.