Orc Onslaught: Tyrion

[Semulin]

This story is shaping up nicely as well. I like that we have 4 storys about essentually the same thing, but our wrighting styles are all quite different. Keep up the good work!

Pictures help alot, but jpeg would be easier on the eyes, as others have mentioned.

Happy frumping!

 

[Tyrion]

Im going to change to Jpeg from now often ive tested and works well. Wanna know if you guys are up for another one after?

 

[KingArthur]

Don't think at this point I'd be up for another one (but maybe). This is actually more time consuming than I thought. I'm in the middle of my 2nd Orc-Elf conflict and stayed up way too late playing and I still have to write it all up.

 

[The Black Adder]

I'll finish this one before I think of another one - maybe - but don't know what it'll be - could be another challenge, another "solo-story" or maybe a succession game with more story elements - also depends largely on how Rome - Total war will perform on my PC...
Sure - it's more time consuming than a normal civ game, but making a story out of it made me play the game far more conscious and therefore more fun (I ususally rush through my games pretty fast - now with this mod and storywriting, I even have the unit animations turned on to get more into the mood ).

 

[Semulin]

I'm going to have to agree with the others and say I have no idea what I'm up for untill this is finished. It's taking alot longer than my last story, due to actually needing to think while I do it.

I may want to try a pbem game of warhammer or something, that could be fun, but like I said, I can't make any plans untill the Orcs conquer or are conqured.

 

[Tyrion]

Tyrions Orc Onslaught
Part 4
War, Peace and Preperations.

After we ad fumped de oomens (Humans) good and ad got sum cash off em for peece, we moved our Tough as nails boyz to Gragath to prepare to fump de skinny little dings called elves. We realised dat to e able to hit dem ard so dey did not get up again we would need fast moving men and good defense. So we started tying Gobbos to Wolves and seeing wat appened. Sum of de Gobbos got stuck reel good and became a food product while oders managed to do something called ride. De fully ardest Boys Bob and Ben were leading de force dat was to strike de elv dings ard. Our Big Boss was eager to start so we went right In and started cracking eads. Anoder orc of remark was Blacky a orc who ad risen from de lowly rank of Snoty and ad become a fully ard Black Orc.

In 1280 we started cracking Skullz. Bob Decided to move to Athel Elarien and so he did. Sum Elves got in da way but dey got fumped.

After much fumping our ard army made it to Farediil. Many new celebrities ad emerged from de fighting Stika a Gobbo Spearman on de Northern Front and Bill anoder of dose weird Black Orcs. Ben led de assault and did sum serious fumping. We took de city and prepared to move forward. Da fumping went on as we made our way to de city of Athel Illien. Bill died in an attck against de city but we were making progress. After killing many elves dey were willing to make peece. We decided not too as de bulk of de enemy was dead. De enemy riders may ave been fast but dey was dead stoopid as stoopid as….as a really stoopid ding. After being badly urt dey came back for more, so we gave em it and more. In de end we settled for peace so we could rebuild and amass a massive army of Chariots to teach em about speed.

We ave begun moving de men into positions and ave been rebuilding de road to da wolves dat was broken during de war. Soon de Elves will learn to fear us…….again.

 

[Tyrion]

Da Capture.

 

[Tyrion]

Da Attack.

 

[Tyrion]

Like the Screens? I did as you said. Thanks for advice.

 

[The Black Adder]

Much better!

 

[Tyrion]

Thank you next chapter coming up soon.

 

[Tyrion]

Sorry but those screens are from the first war not sure why that happened ill post the others as well.

 

[Tyrion]

De Second Wars First strike.

Da Rescue Wood

 

[Tyrion]

Tyrions Orc Onslaught
Part 6
War, Peece and Tech



We began moving toward de city of Sith sumthing so we could take dere spice. De Rescue wood made it to Ben and our leader and started back south. We met De Tileans who wanted money for contact wit some stunted dings so we said no. Den Sylvania offered de same ding so we said dat he had funny teeth and he should brush more.

We took dat Sith place and dere spices and we hadn’t lost no one. We were coming. De Westerlanders made peece wit dem but it didn’t matter dere days were numbered. Araby made peece and now dey were concentrating on us alone. We decided to see wat we could get for peece.
It wasn’t good enough so we went on fumping.

We Create an Army and dubbed it De Fumpers so dat de enemy knew what was coming. Ben got in da army and it marched toward de front. We bought literature off de westerdingys so we could write down accounts of heroic fumpings.

We changed our plan and started researching quicksmart. We were far behind and needed to catch up and money wouldn’t do that for us. De Westerlanders in dere war wit de elf dings had split de elvish empire in two which was very handy. So we decided to exploit this and smash their cities closest to de oder side of dere empire.

De Army died as did Ben dat wasn’t good but we would fump back real good. Black Bill and Bob all dead peece made we get good deal and time to rebuild.

We change production everywhere to build libaries so we can hunt berries and become more learned.

Chaos Threatens us and makes us give em all our gold he he we only ad 2. Soon after Arabia wants us to help fump em we say yes in exchange for shiny rock funny horse dings and money.
Araby and Chaos made peece and we were left wit da evil dings from da north ta deal wit.

Chaos entered our land and fumped sum men we fumped a big hairy ding calle a mamoooth and made peece for some cash.


Time Went on and we built da heroic epic. De rescue wood carried a settler around de continent looking for land and our men fortified in de frontier cities.

Dats all till anoder time.

Victory over anoder Elf City.

 

[Tyrion]

De Sylvanian Leader. In Part 5

 

[Tyrion]

Da Split. Danks Westerland Boyz

 

[Tyrion]

Da Arab Deal.

 

[Tyrion]

Tyrions Orc Onslaught
Part 7
Buildup, War and Victory


Time passed as de Floating Wood Circumnavigated de land. Kislev a nation across the sea convinced De Wood Elves and de Westerlanders to fight two nations across de sea. Gorbad scratched ‘is ‘ead in wonder and just shrugged it off.

We Met De Redeye Goblins and ate a couple den de wood floated on.
Den Witout worning de Floating wood sank and we lost our settler. Sylvania declared war on us cos we didn’t give em cash. It didn’t matter though as war was erupting everywhere needlessly and Sylvania was already at war with about 5 other nations. Sum nation called de Empire declared war on us to help de vamps but we hadn’t even met em so dismissed it. We met de bretonians and amazons and traded communications wit dem. De Black Plague hit Gragath dey didn’t get up if we kicked em so we reckoned it would be smarter to stay away from em and prepare furder for de next WAAAGGHH.

We reached the maximum allowance of soldiers so began de march. Our Wolf Riders took the lead blocking any elf attacks as our slow moving collum of Boyz and Rock Throwers proceeded towards dere cities. Boats moved along de coast to drop men off where dey were needed.

We lost sum boyz on de way to Athel Tamarha but dat matter. We started de attack by splating dem wit rocks dat were as big as house and denwe charged right on in and took de city. De Floater after landing sum men attacked an elf ship and was lost. De same attack plan proceeded for dere next city Lanuenanith and we took it quicksmart. Our attacks had gained us horseys and lumber for building better ships so we could go round de westerlander split to get at de last elf cities when de time came.

De city of Atherondiel betrayed us and turned sides we lost 4 good gobos wit dat dey will pay dearly. We are going to starve every town which has elves in it to teach em a lesson. Den dere wont be anymore. We will personally render de race of Elves extinct on dis continent.

We splatted de city of Naieth and started starving de little dings.
(I could of said sumthing instead but I reckoned I should protect the children.) De Empire made peece even dough we didn’t see a single one.

And so we leave de orcs in de middle of a brutal war in which dey are winning.

 

[Tyrion]

De Floater Meeting Gobbo's.

 

[Tyrion]

De Armoured Collum.