Pick up lines.

[PlutonianEmpire]

This is my way of putting together the other existing pick-up line threads: here, you can post ANY pick up line, whether they're cheesy, or they work or not, etc.

I'll start (hopefully, they aren't too risque for CFC ):

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*I walk up to some super-hot chick*

PE: "Hey babe, would you like a ride on my Concorde?"

<SLAP!>
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"I heard we got a comet headed towards earth. Speaking of which, I got a few comets of my own..."

<CRUNCH!>

"Not anymore you don't, mister!"
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"Hi, my name is Gene. Wanna help me spread my Gene's?"

EDIT: Just so you know, that IS my nickname...

 

[Perfection]

..........

 

[Emp.Napoleon]

"Wanna trade world 'maps'" - The Classic Civ3 pickup line

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

@Perfection
Isn't that the purpose of this thread?

 

[stratego]

Politics We all love politics.
Do you like politics? Wanna find out more about the largest black [or whatever you are] caucus in America?

Ask her a questionApproach her and say
Can I ask you something? What would be the best pick up line to use on a beautiful girl?

ComboTake the pick-up lines you know and put them together into one
Is your father a thief because I'm wonder what happen to your wings. Did you lose them while you were running around in my mind all night with that mirror on your pants, because I can see myself in it. I'm also Jewish

 

[Tomoyo]

Pull the Maths: Hey, baby, wanna see my parabola?

 

[kcwong]

At the very least I can save Perfection's image for later use while I'm here...

 

[Cullyn]

I’m only posting this cos Tathlum will if I don’t


On very late (or early) night in Cork after way too many drinks:


Said by girl:

You only want to take me…”

Said by me:

“there’s no taking involved, there's only 2 people giving…”




Cullyn soon scores!!!

Happy Days……. Happy Happy Days…………….

 

[Betrayed]

Jesh, jesh... pretty funny... and lame... 'n' stuff... have I spammed enough?...
speak of a devil....

 

[carlosMM]

'Do you sleep on your belly at night? No? May I?'


'That top would look wonderfull on the floor next to my bed'








actually, both got her to laugh so hard she HAD to talk to me.........
Yes, intentionally using bad lines may work!

 

[~Corsair#01~]

"You'd look like Venus de Milo (sp?) if I just cut off your arms."

 

[Jawz II]

i remember once i read i kerrang magazine the top 100 pick up lines or soemthing

my favourite:

tap lady on shoulder

excuse me miss?
youre standing on my penis
(usually followed by her looking down)

another good one, hey, why dont you sit on my lap and well talk about the next thing that pops up!


my friend actually walked up to a girl and said "i have a penis" once!
didnt work...

 

[Cleveland]

you ladies interested in making a reversed childbirth film with me?
I'll be the baby!

 

[chunkymonkey]

Me: It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?
Girl: Is it really your birthday?
Me: No, but how about a kiss anyway?



And one that was successful in drawing me in at a club a couple of years or so ago.

Girl: Hi, is your friend single?
Me: No, sorry he's engaged.
Girl: Oh well... you'll do!

I felt so used afterwards ...

 

[superisis]

"Hey, I think that I'ld look good on you."

"My friends think you're hot!"

(worked for me actually)

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"