Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

[Captain2]

who says your TARDIS is pre industrial? it is after all a TARDIS
6 November 1464

Kan stepped out of his TARDIS into what appeared to be London, he got a strong feeling that something was missing but within the last few years there had been many changes so it was difficult to spot the exact change, he took precautions to disguise himself in order to avoid the problems that could arise if he met himself back in this time period

(sorry for stealing the drawing but I really couldn't resist to go on a side storyline with this)

Kan quickly found the castle and slipped in rather easily since it appeared that some commotion was occurring in the King's meeting room

"Great" He said to himself "they must still be preparing for the war against the Huron and Iroquois"

with that he slipped in and immediately yelled at the top of his lungs

"send more troops to fight the Huron and Iroquois or else we'll lose the new world!"

The King looked at him totally puzzled

"what are these Iroquois and Huron you speak of ?" He said with his eyebrow raised

General Princescamp yelled from his seat

"Listen to that accent! He's a Scottish spy trying to get us to divert troops away from the front line!"

"Guards, Get him!" The King yelled

Kan quickly ran out the door with the Royal Guard fast on his heels, he grabbed a suit of Armour that was serving as a decoration in hallway and threw it behind him, tripping several of the guards who had been within arms reach.

Running out of the Castle entrance and jumping into the bushes he waited until the guards gave up on their search and then went back to the TARDIS

"Damn obsolete machine" He said kicking it before going inside

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Very cute! And it appears you have been doing your Doctor Who homework, most pleasing.

 

[Captain2]

its hard not to.... I was trying to get my updates finished before 8 last night in order to catch it... the lazarus experiment

and i figured in order to keep going at the pace I'm going I'd need to throw in something I found funny beside map comments since a chance to make them rarely comes up

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

So you haven't seen Mr. Saxon in action yet? Awesome thing to look forward to!

Sally Sparrow, when you get to the episode she's in, is mine BTW

 

[Captain2]

you can have her, i'll dib Rose Tyler

 

[Captain2]

note to self..... Doctor Who references are 3%ers.....

alright.... I'll work on getting to the next chapter tomorrow

 

[Captain2]

9 June, 1515

Kan arrived in London once again, however this time everything seemed alright, nothing missing, so he walked into the castle however he had learned his lesson and decided not to disguise himself, he did however lure himself from this time period to somewhere in Scotland claiming a rebellion was beginning and that he needed to dispatch his army

he delivered his message to the King who had his claims of a 15 Division Native force checked, then as a result Princescamp was also deployed along with the original e350, Nuclear and Tycoon divisions

 

[Darth_Pugwash]

So the plan is to conquer the lands of the natives with our mighty civilized weaponry and be back to Blighty in time for cake, titles and land? Sounds good. Pip pip.

 

[Junglecutter]

Can we ally with one of the natives? If we can, we should do so to support or conquest in the New World...that is untill there is no one else to conquer

 

[Tycoon101]

Can we ally with one of the natives? If we can, we should do so to support or conquest in the New World...that is untill there is no one else to conquer

They would just steal our rightfully liberated land out from in front of our eyes.

 

[Sparrow55]

Meh..........gone for a while. Glad you are making progress.
Btw, if you need reinforsments in North American theatre, throw me there.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Mwahaha..Captain, I need 100 New slave....I mean servants for my palace in Manhatten

 

[Captain2]

30 January, 1517

Governor Nuclear kid decided to exercise his newfound ability to declare war upon the Huron and Iroquois that had been granted by the King, and thanks to Kan's warning a possibly hazardous operation turned into a slaughter of a lesser culture

The Natives fought bravely against the British but with both Quality and Quantity on their side the British troops were near impossible to beat, the greatest victory of the war being e350's 4000 troops Vs. 6000 Huron, however despite casualties expected to be high they were still remarkably low

after finally defeating the elders of both tribes and forcing them to yield to British rule, The King decided to send over several of what appear to be midget monks (trademarked) in order to convert the Natives to Christianity, however these Midgets angered the Natives and required a garrison in order to perform their shenanigans

 

[Nuka-sama]

Anouncement for the British Empire

Does your life suck??? Well, It doesn't have to! For just 200 pounds (or selling you or your family into slavery) you can get on board a ship to British North America and go west! That's right folks! For a limited time only, we are giving away FREE land in the west! In no time at all, you can pay off your loan to get here, or buy your family back from slavery, and go on to become rich. The first five settlers will get an Indian slave to help out around the farm. If you Head west today, tyour life's going the right way!

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Excellent job, far smoother than last time.

 

[Junglecutter]

Is there need for exploring? Seeing as there is no current war in Europe, could my fleet explore and find the Straits of Magellan (however, If I were to discover them...Magellan wouldn't be named after it )

 

[Tycoon101]

As soon as we get some cores on those newly captured colonies, we could begin naval supremacy within interior New World waterways.

 

[Maniacal]

Excellent work in BNA. I like the suggestion a page ago about invading the Inca, lots of gold there!

 

[Captain2]

If you Head west today, tyour life's going the right way!

ha ha, oddly enough that announcement comes at the time I'm making a slider move to increase our colonists per year

Excellent job, far smoother than last time.

thanks.... of course we do have time travel to thank for that

Is there need for exploring?

yep.... our debts just got paid off so after we convert the new territories to Catholicism (large cost involved) our main focus will be exploration and gaining new colonies

Excellent work in BNA. I like the suggestion a page ago about invading the Inca, lots of gold there!

thanks, and so do I... my only problem will be trying to find them and getting a force over there... I know where they are on the map but its harder to find a single target when exploring

also I would like to announce another major European war.... while we sit back and do nothing!


Aragon, Castile and Brittany Vs. France

however Brittany has been annexed, bringing us who have seen into the future great joy because they were the ones who declared on us and lost us our European holdings

 

[nodikus]

Always nice to let your compeditors beat the snot out of each other. If were recreating the British empire mayby we should start looking for australia as well.