Pirates or Ninjas?

[Faramel]

I perfer pirates.

 

[eastsidebagel]

I perfer pirates.

cool ninja stars, stealthing, spying, assasinating, nearly invisible, cool clothes, a ethos based upon discretion and honor, being tough no matter how hot your situation might get, being feared by your enemies, the utter cluelessness where you might be at, darkness is your ally, awesome tricks and attacks... 'nuff said

 

[KaiserElectric]

Cool pirate ships, cannons, sabres, pillaging, wooing fair lasses, a code of honor based on freedom and equality, hordes of booty, adventure, striking fear at the hearts of sailors, awesome cutthroat battles... 'nuff said.

 

[choxorn]

Number of things eastsidebagel said: 12
Number of things electric926 said: 10

Winner: Ninjas

 

[ParadigmShifter]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

 

[Lord Parkin]

Pirates! Arrrrrgh!

 

[eastsidebagel]

Number of things eastsidebagel said: 12
Number of things electric926 said: 10

Winner: Ninjas

You know, I like you.
But I can go on: mixing deadly potions with ingredients you just find in the common nature (well, atleast in Japan), therefore an advanced knowledge of plants and toxins, the ability to utilize about everything for the sake of your mission, fearlessness, the coolness of being a tough woodwalker who wouldn't hesitate to kill a lord in the next second, trustworthyness, Naruto mangas (I like it...), awesome tools and weapons bristling with inventiveness, ubercool attacks...convinced yet?

 

[Narz]

 

[KaiserElectric]

We have modern pirates. Ever seen a modern ninja?

 

[choxorn]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/21/sword-waving-ninja-fails_n_189730.html

Yes, there are modern ninjas.

 

[Zack]

 

[Dumanios]

Modern Pirates are more effective than Modern ninjas.

 

[Narz]

Modern Pirates are more effective than Modern ninjas.

How would you know? Unlike pirates ninjas don't get caught.

 

[flyingchicken]

Ninjas don't capture Russian tanks.

 

[Dumanios]

Modern pirates capture cargo ships and T-90s

Modern Ninjas,well,go to the link.

 

[Zack]

Ninjas don't capture Russian tanks.

They don't wear stupid eyepatches, either.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Can't we just stop this arguing which leads us to nowhere in the end and just be uniformily agreeing that Ninjas are simply more awesome than Pirates and that's about it?

 

[choxorn]

Indeed. True, we hear of all these pirate exploits. We don't hear of any ninja explots. However, this is easily explained- the ninja's are too stealthy for anyone to hear of their exploits.

 

[Gamemaster77]

They don't wear stupid eyepatches, either.

Modern pirates don't either.

Pirates win!

 

[Zack]

Pirates win!

False. I win.